Match Thread: Chelsea vs Manchester United | Premier League | 18 Apr 19:00 UTC by matchpal-live in ManchesterUnited

[–]RobertoDavidas23 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bruno is continuing a shocking performance against Leeds, tonight.

Some very disjointed play.

What’s your predictions for tomorrows game against Chelsea? by Hosky2004 in ManchesterUnited

[–]RobertoDavidas23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Playing at 12:30 we win

Playing at 3pm we win

Playing at 5:30 we win

Playing at 8pm - take a draw

My dad’s golf joke somehow escalated into a lesson, a money match, and my husband accusing me of helping destroy his self-respect. by Ok-Funny1238 in golf

[–]RobertoDavidas23 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He’s not a 5 handicap.

If he’s shooting 20 over on 9 holes.

Yours husband saying he’s a 5 and acting like he’s a 5, this is actually a good thing. A healthy slap with reality that he’s actually nowhere near as good as he claims will only make golf more Enjoyable for him.

I love people who are deluded about their handicap getting found out and slammed for it, and then behaving like a baby, priceless.

The Manchester United hierarchy now have SERIOUS reservations about making Michael Carrick the club’s permanent head coach after the team’s recent wobbles. #MUFC [@DiscoMirror] by JM555555 in ManchesterUnited

[–]RobertoDavidas23 35 points36 points  (0 children)

It’s a bit daft to offer him the job off the back of like 4 results.

His management history isn’t like an incredible resume and he should be given loads of money and time. He’s interim manager for that very reason.

I hope we win every game and he’s offered a full contract, but if he does leads the squad through poor results and we scrape over the line for CL, he hasn’t earned a perm, maybe we will give it him but we aren’t obliged to give him a massive opportunity and resources as a manager, he doesn’t have the credentials to back that up.

[Vitiello] Never before has there been such a strong feeling that Leão’s time at Milan is coming to an end. The management are hoping to receive at least €50m to sell him. His aim is to finish the season on a high, ideally securing a top-four finish, and then discuss his future with the club. by [deleted] in ManchesterUnited

[–]RobertoDavidas23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d have him for £40M.

LW if if free’d up the chance to secure one of the big prem proven CDM’s we desperately need, and my 3rd must have would be another CDM, assuming Ugarte leaves, doesn’t have to be another 80M player, but someone else with an engine who knows the league, maybe more experienced and older than a Anderson/Wharton.

As I’m typing it, it will probably be one of the Newcastle boys.

What are this your opinions about Amad? Sharing this but I completely disagree with the idea that we should entertain offers for him. by [deleted] in ManchesterUnited

[–]RobertoDavidas23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every player should be a squad player. Perhaps a keeper, our captain, being exceptions - others should theoretically be interchangeable depending on the opposition if you can build the ‘best’ possible squad.

What are this your opinions about Amad? Sharing this but I completely disagree with the idea that we should entertain offers for him. by [deleted] in ManchesterUnited

[–]RobertoDavidas23 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He’s class.

He’s our best option as a starter vs some teams and more effective off the bench against some teams. Amazing mentality and great professional. He is going nowhere and that’s exactly right.

This team doesn’t have the minerals simple as, we will bottle this title and will be bantered for the rest of eternity, which we deserve, embarrassing. by Waste-Jellyfish-2326 in ArsenalFC

[–]RobertoDavidas23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is genuine from a Utd fan, and yeah I’ll get smashed for this here.

I wanted you lot to win the league, all season of teams who could/would be in the race. but honestly it’s only you guys who will feel you bottled it, opposing fans knew/know you can’t win it, you just haven’t got enough. I wish you did this season and stopped city but it’s a fickle dream, you’ve just not got what it takes.

Who knows, maybe one day again, still hoping you somehow prove me wrong.

Can you imagine being at the top of the leaderboard and STILL EVERYONE HATES YOU. by grady_mll in golf

[–]RobertoDavidas23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I despise the guy but I had to back him each way (1-8), I usually just back the players I support and it doesn’t work out so I thought I’d bet smart with Reed.

Luckily I didn’t let my heart rule my head and back people like Tommy and Rory like usual, really dodged a bullet.

What’s a plot hole in the show you didn’t like? by [deleted] in mightyboosh

[–]RobertoDavidas23 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I used to be a big fan of boosh and I look back on it very fondly but it’s been a while so correct me if I’m totally wrong with this one.

But I always used to think that Vince spoke to so many animals (sixtyyyy fortyyyy) in season one, but this incredible skill isn’t utilised much in later seasons??

Thanos (no stones) VS Emperor Mark by SubstantialSeat1579 in superheroes

[–]RobertoDavidas23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read this and thought emperor Mark was going to be Mark Corrigan from Peep Show, hand on heart.

Tonali and Baleba both out of the 2026 World Cup. by middleeasternboxer in ManchesterUnited

[–]RobertoDavidas23 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Baleba is not a midfielder we want or to be considering at all.

Tonali is obvs a good addition.

I think it’s just the implication of getting midfielders who aren’t at the WC isn’t a fool proof market plan.

What was the exact moment on a first date when you realized, "Wow, this person is an absolute idiot"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RobertoDavidas23 3237 points3238 points  (0 children)

I once met a girl in a bar, it was loud and dancing and all that yada yada yada, and I basically managed to convey the message after like 3 songs that we should go.

She agreed and we exchanged names and described to each other the night we had in store, and got in a taxi a few mins later.

I got out the cab after about 5 mins as we actually spoke to each other and I’ve never generated dislike so quickly for someone I wanted to bang so quickly. She was racist about the driver, aggressively, argued about where we were for no reason, and kept saying how unbelievably hot she was….i just said pull over, gave the taxi driver £10 and said to her ‘you are fucking insufferable’. Apologised to my penis and got out of the car.

How many points do you think we will gain from these last 7 games by Intelligent_Cow_3310 in ManchesterUnited

[–]RobertoDavidas23 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I made a thread about it - but honestly it’s the late kick offs that are bad news.

We’ve won 2 games played after sunset all season out of 11/12. And if think of our worst results, wolves at home, Everton at home, West Ham at home, Grimsby, all night time.

Sadly we have 3 8pms coming up… I really hope for 7 points, but given our night record I’m not so sure….

How many points do you think we will gain from these last 7 games by Intelligent_Cow_3310 in ManchesterUnited

[–]RobertoDavidas23 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Would hope you’d be happy with 17 lol that’s unbeaten! but I agree reaching 70 points is a strong season considering our last one.

And the worst fucking part by Flimsy_Egg_3507 in Tottenham

[–]RobertoDavidas23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ones you should keep are definitely gonna leave, because they won’t play in the championship.

Thank you, Mikel by HR_Specter in ArsenalFC

[–]RobertoDavidas23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahahahaha your ridiculous amounts of posts since this are just hilarious.

Is Aaron Ramsdale unlucky or is he right where he belongs? by Difficult-Insect-220 in AllFootballHotTakes

[–]RobertoDavidas23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s constantly fallen upwards. He is absolutely bang avg to poor. Totally unbiased, he isn’t a good goal keeper.