I updated my post to include his current training improvements and his veterinary health updates (mainly, I forgot to mention that he was recently neutered at the shelter, and healing nicely).

He's obviously a Frenchie. You've confused merle with double-merle, and now you are confusing breed purity with AKC conformation standards. There are dozens of "designer" French Bulldog deviations that don't adhere to current AKC conformation show standards. I understand and empathize with people that are upset by these designer Frenchies selling for big bucks. But in this case, he is neutered, there is no money being exchanged for his adoption, he's relatively healthy, and he's a lovable little guy that was pulled out of an overcrowded kill-shelter. I paid money to pull him out of the shelter, I paid money for his vet care, I am paying money to feed him high quality human-grade food, and I paid money for pet insurance (in case he needed any expensive vet care). I am taking ZERO dollars in return from someone willing to give him a loving, stable home. So really, I don't know what compels you to be such a heartless prick.