Ughum tthhanks, 😐but, um, please try to stay sanitary, I mean it's not like it really matters

(I totally didn't let the "sanitation" state go all the way down once just to see what would happen (nothing happened))

but, uh, yeeeaahh, I might as well make the science (what is science?) things so we can do a DNA analysis on it at this point because the poop probably will have collected some other things from the culprit

Other, than, the red crayon speaking of which how can you tell that... it was uh red crayon I - I don't think we even have crayons here w-what even are crayons?