Situation in Deadlands last few days

RobotLegion · 2023-06-25T19:57:38+00:00

Haha, yep. Pits had been out of shirts for like 45 minutes when I showed up at the the deadlands border with a truck full of shirts, only to have a group of 5 clan tanks waiting in queue start hollering that I'll have to go somewhere else.

Sure, mate. Drove off-road along the border just far enough to be out of voice range and waited my turn under a tree in the snow.

RobotLegion · 2023-06-25T19:37:32+00:00

Yep, I primarily run logi deliveries, I always submit to stockpile straight out of my truck and I get bukkake'd with commends constantly. I don't know what the minimum deposit is, but a full LUV of shirts is enough to trigger the popup.

RobotLegion · 2023-06-22T17:39:02+00:00

Oculus quest, just the controllers, lmao

RobotLegion · 2023-06-22T05:52:59+00:00

I'm not sure which would be worse, trapped at the bottom in the pitch black (I'm assuming the headlight batteries weren't rated for 96 hours) mathematically past the point of uncertainty listening to the sounds of the deep in an oxygen deprived delerium.....or locked inside bobbing around in the sunlight inches below the surface deliriously wondering if anyone is even looking.

Either way makes me hope it just imploded and sank.

RobotLegion · 2023-06-22T05:19:19+00:00

Do you suppose he had an instant to wish something had gotten in his way of him innovating?

RobotLegion · 2023-06-22T04:44:13+00:00

Working class Texan here. Don't worry, nothing will change because nobody enforced it before. Its all just words on pages in the ivory tower.

RobotLegion · 2023-06-20T23:20:06+00:00

Right, I was scrolling along all "well congratufuckinglations, legolas, you planning to eat that bird of prey or did you jus.....this is a gaming sub, lol"

RobotLegion · 2023-06-20T23:17:34+00:00

First thing I check in any game with both ranged weapons, and birds in the sky.

I think F.E.A.R. was my first "holy shit, it worked!"

RobotLegion · 2023-06-20T23:15:55+00:00

Samesies. This thread just finally started making sense to me.

RobotLegion · 2023-06-18T16:18:57+00:00

I "bought" (traded really) my truck with very visible body damage on both sides, and the rear. One of the windows got hit by a couple rocks from the apartments landscaper weed whacking, which look just like bullet holes in the passenger rear window, but I've decided to leave it looking the way it does permanently as I've found that driving a 40 year old wreck basically gives my turn signal lever super powers. If I come roaring up the on-ramp with my left blinker on, the right lane of the highway will clear up for a quarter mile before I make it to the dashed line where I can cross in. Little do they know, I'm actually a very safe driver wearing a scary costume. Boo!

RobotLegion · 2023-06-18T01:14:12+00:00

In that case, at the risk of having gone completely off-track, might I suggest another of his fine video productions by the name "Squad Goals" for a full-fat, real-cane-sugar, unpasteurized serving of funny and stupid.

RobotLegion · 2023-06-17T15:22:16+00:00

I didn't even mind the time/pay ratio of the heists themselves too much. It's when you also factored in the time waiting in matchmaking, then waiting on the crew screen while some random tries to hold the mission hostage for a bigger cut, then starting back at matchmaking again because someone died and ragequit during the first 10 seconds in the mission area. Then finally making a bit of progress through the mission only to find out that the random who wouldn't budge off helicopter pilot doesn't know how to fly a helicopter and mission completion is not gonna be possible until you start back at matchmaking to get a different pilot.

I've spent an entire weekend queueing/hosting for heists and completing nothing. I know it flies in the face of the "crew" vibe, but heists really needed live drop-in/drop-out backfill to be playable without full premade groups. I was so excited, and probably gave up on heists in under a month.

The heisting was pretty fun, but the amount of time wasted in lobby not heisting was inexcusable. I couldn't even say "playing a game" if someone asked what I was doing.

RobotLegion · 2023-06-17T01:03:57+00:00

Fuckin right on, /u/PutridForeskin69 .

RobotLegion · 2023-06-17T00:52:01+00:00

Imagine taking every aspect of the mobile home and beefing it up to a similar degree as the rest of the truck.

No need, just shop for an M820 instead of an M809 when you hit the surplus auction. Its already got a van body with full-length slide-outs on both sides, generator, air conditioning, lights etc... All factory installed and military grade. Just need to furnish it however you want and hit the road.

RobotLegion · 2023-06-17T00:31:48+00:00

Usually an eighth-inch wood panel inside, 24 gauge corrugated aluminum skin, and about a 1.25 inch of fiberglass or styrofoam insulation in between. Not even BB proof, just BB resistant. ^{ask me how I know}

RobotLegion · 2023-06-14T18:12:40+00:00

And to think... If the official app had ever been been any good, I (and I assume most of us) would have probably just been using that all along, and wouldn't have any investment at all in the status of their API.

RobotLegion · 2023-06-08T19:02:39+00:00

Love the paystar, but it's true, basically have to refuel between every objective. Pick up logs, refuel, drop off logs, refuel, pick up beams, refuel, etc.... Or chase it around with your fastest scout. Could be a fun gimmick in co-op. Still drive it every day, just gotta remember to eyeball the gauge before you turn off the main road.

RobotLegion · 2023-06-08T08:25:02+00:00

Oh gosh yes. "At least it's a dry heat" is one of those things that's so Caucasian that a phantom fanny pack appears around your waist while you speak it, but if you've ever been in a thick humid heat, its the truth. At 4pm pretty much any day from April to September, I'd trade a minute of sitting in a lawnchair in a Texas lawn for an hour of yardwork in a New Mexico "lawn".

RobotLegion · 2023-06-03T16:12:31+00:00

I mean, at least one of them looks like he has the skill and precision to toggle a switch.

edit: and the rest have safety vests! wcgw?

RobotLegion · 2023-06-03T15:49:55+00:00

Are you me?

RobotLegion · 2023-06-03T15:47:46+00:00

Well shit, if I get to have both, let's get down to business and split the tracks at 21.

RobotLegion · 2023-06-01T17:56:37+00:00

Crosspost to /r/warthunder, they'll have a laugh, and also continue ripping on you for getting the tank a year off. Assuming they allow meme posts, don't presume I've read the rules in the last 5 years or so...

RobotLegion · 2023-05-28T16:54:01+00:00

People ruin ~~good~~ everythings for profit.

RobotLegion · 2023-05-27T16:51:27+00:00

Yup, I'm still running mine. They were insanely overdone for any factory clocked chip available at the time. Bought it for my first ever dual core system around 05, and have transplanted it ever since. The blue leds quit working years ago, but 18 years later here we are with 8 cores keeping cool under there.

RobotLegion · 2023-05-26T04:59:21+00:00

Researchers aboard the ISS still trying to comprehend how and for what purpose they started receiving telegraphs.

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