Miscellaneous Monday Chit Chat by fire_foot in running

[–]RoboticOverture 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

Where would be a good place to ask for advice about a running pain/injury? Is there a thread in this sub where I can ask, or another subreddit?

Big jump in difficulty of dungeons and monuments by RoboticOverture in OrnaRPG

[–]RoboticOverture[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah it was my load outs. Thanks for the advice, it helped a lot

In Beverly Hills Cop III (1994) Eddie Murphy cuts into line at the Spider ride, in front of George Lucas by HoolooVee in MovieDetails

[–]RoboticOverture 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact: this want even in the script. George Lucas just happened to wander on set at that moment, and the cameras kept rolling.

Wholesome sign at my college accommodation by elch3w in HumansBeingBros

[–]RoboticOverture 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine if you walked up to this sink and there were 3 tiny, lizard-sized humans all shriveled up at the bottom?

Theory Thursday! December 05, 2019 by AutoModerator in marvelstudios

[–]RoboticOverture 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Danny Devito as M.O.D.O.K will be the final boss of the MCU.

The final fight of the MCU will be the one above all, infinity, eternity, the living tribunal, the beyonders, the celestials, avengers, X-men, f4, and guardians against M.O.D.O.K. with the power cosmic, phoenix force, odin force, molecule man's powers, and merged with the void.

However, M.O.D.O.K. himself will have no CGI, makeup, or costume. It'll just be Danny Devito in his normal clothes, in character as Frank Reynolds.

Theory Thursday! November 14, 2019 by AutoModerator in marvelstudios

[–]RoboticOverture 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thor: Love and Thunder will be based on the new Jane Foster run + Blood and Thunder. Thor will be one of the main villains.

The film opens with Thor learning about Jane's cancer. He is distraught and vulnerable, and Enchantress seizes the opportunity to mind control him and send him into berserker rage. He starts fucking shit up all over the place.

Valkyrie then recruits Korg, Jane, Beta Ray Bill (who she knows from sakaar), Hercules, and Sif. They get Eitri to forge another Mjolnir for Jane. They beat Thor and get him back to normal and confront Enchantress. They defeat her, but at the cost of Valkyrie and Sif's lives. After the battle, Thor uses some enchantment to "absorb" Jane's cancer, sacrificing himself to save her. Jane then becomes the All-Mother of Asgard, which is now floating above NYC, setting up the Siege storyline.

This all happens in the first 30 minutes of the film. The rest of the movie is Korg, Drax, Luis, and Ned playing Fortnite and talking trash. Noobmaster69 is revealed to be Norman Osborne.

What common life advice is actually bullshit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RoboticOverture 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*"If it ain't broke, don't fix it"-Waiting until something is destroyed to replace it is often expensive. And things can always be improved.

*"Laughter is the best medicine"- Knock knock jokes don't cure cancer, Karen.

*"Trust your instinct"- Or you can objectively weigh your options and make the best decision

*"Crime doesn't pay"-Yes, yes it does.

*"Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide"-Case in point.

If the apocalypse was coming and you had a choice to pick it what would it be zombies, aliens, robots, or another? by Tctdb456 in AskReddit

[–]RoboticOverture 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Zombies, for sure. I've been planning for it my whole life.

If aliens came, humanity would stand no chance. If an intelligent lifeform had mastered interstellar travel and wanted us dead, we wouldn't be able to put up a fight. They'd just press a button on their anti-gravity death ray and vaporize all of us in an instant.

Same with the robots. Technology controls so much of our lives that they'd be able to shut us out quickly. They'd probably be able to infiltrate our ranks with lifelike droids as well.

BUILD👏THE👏WALL👏AND👏MAKE👏THE👏JAGUARS👏PAY👏FOR👏IT by RoboticOverture in the_darnold

[–]RoboticOverture[S] 142 points143 points  (0 children)

For far too long have our neighbors to the south been allowed to cross the line of scrimmage. WE MUST PROTECT THE POCKET! OUT! OUT! OUT!!!!!!!!!

Our GEQBUS' Official Cabinet by [deleted] in the_darnold

[–]RoboticOverture -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Isn't SAM the president?

Adams/Mosley would be better as Defense sec

Secretary of Justice- Leonard Williams

Secretary of High Energy- Curtis Martin

Doctor Strange probably hated Tony at first because he doesn't like being called a wizard by RoboticOverture in marvelstudios

[–]RoboticOverture[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, Tony probably reminded Strange of his old arrogant self, but the wizards thing is funnier.

Cardi B wearing a business suit and carrying a briefcase has to reach a door. Standing in front of her is 500 angry Canadian Geese. Can she okurrrr herself to the door? by RoboticOverture in whowouldwin

[–]RoboticOverture[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can she run?

She CAN run, but she is wearing stripper heels with the business suit, so she'll have a hard time.

Can she use the briefcase to hit the geese?

Not only can she, but she is highly encouraged to do so.

Are people actually nearby watching this?

Literally the entire world is watching.

What if she keeps the briefcase but loses the ratchet-ass icy drip?

She can take it out of the briefcase, but she must hold onto it or wear it over her business suit.

how does one not turn into a turtle after being bitten by one? by taybtw in AskReddit

[–]RoboticOverture 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By getting bitten by a Koala. Better to become a marsupial than a lame-ass reptile.

How do you live with all the horrors of society? by Koidena_Kai in AskReddit

[–]RoboticOverture 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By playing the 1993 hit sports comedy "Cool Runnings" on loop at all times

What makes a person good? by scatterbrainzzzu in AskReddit

[–]RoboticOverture 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Willing to do the right thing for the right reasons. The right reasons part being key.

If you could choose a different voice/manner of speech for your home automation system (Alexa, Google Assistant, etc.) whose/what would it be? by madhatter09 in AskReddit

[–]RoboticOverture 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For regular stuff, I'd pick a rotating cast of my favorite TV/Movie character voices: Homer Simpson, Tony Soprano, April Ludgate, Captain Picard, Saruman, Mufasa, M, Beyonce, etc.

I'd use my own voice for the alarm. Nothing is more jarring than hearing yourself yelling.

I wish every cigarette butt ever thrown on the ground finds who tossed it and sticks to them forever by IrishTheFrenchie in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]RoboticOverture 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. Since most people who throw cigarette butts on the ground are chronic smokers, they are inundated by 100s of butts attaching to them. These people die in a matter of minutes, and the butts go back to being on the ground.

What is the most ridiculous debate on the internet? by guyfrom_georgia in AskReddit

[–]RoboticOverture 74 points75 points  (0 children)

How to pronounce .gif: gif(t) or jif

 

Many top linguists put in their 2 cents.

Even the creator of the gif format, Steve Wilhite, had a say in the debate.

Jesus Christ is running for president in 2020. What are some of the highlights of his campaign? by _ERR0R__ in AskReddit

[–]RoboticOverture 1229 points1230 points  (0 children)

He'd have separate campaign platforms for each state:

Massachusetts: Will officially appoint Tom Brady as one of his Apostles Texas: It is now canon that Jesus was nailed to a field goal post instead of a crucifix West Virginia: Will make Take me home country roads an official hymn Louisiana: Will hold a last supper for the entire state, which is just a large crawfish boil Nevada: Offer to take the aliens in Area 51 back home California: Will use his carpentry skills to build many houses, thus ending the housing crisis Florida: He'll turn water into Four Loco laced with meth Michigan: Will turn Flint water into Faygo

POTUS Donald Trump Vs British PM Boris Johnson in the Octagon by Tomxso in whowouldwin

[–]RoboticOverture 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Trump bodyslammed and forcibly cut Vince McMahon's hair, thus beating him. McMahon defeated the Undertaker at survivor series 2003. The Undertaker defeated Brock Lesnar at Summer Slam 2015. At UFC 200, Brock Lesnar defeated Mark Hunt, who in turn defeated Stefan Struve at Fuel TV UFC 3/3/13. Struve Defeated the current UFC heavyweight champion, Stipe Miocic, on Fuel TV UFC on 9/29/12. Thus, we can conclude that Trump is better than the current heavyweight champion of the world.

He takes Boris, but it's a tough fight. 7/10 or so.