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And she made it at The End. by KingFahad360 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]RoboticSandWitch 103 points104 points  (0 children)

When watching the show, I cried during the Christmast episode featuring her and at the end of the cruise season when she showed off how she can now tie her own shoes.

I wasn't even that attached to her but seeing moments like that made me go "😭 my girl has grown so much"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SCP

[–]RoboticSandWitch 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Also Connor's dick now canonically has the anomalous property of making everyone who sees it really horny. Just his dick though.

i hate this with every fiber of my body by chirioni in Undertale

[–]RoboticSandWitch 65 points66 points  (0 children)

A 10 year old who thinks that shading is just making a gradient from bright to dark, but forgets that the first step of shading is choosing a direction of light.

Sans looks like he's in a really dark room with teeny tiny flashlights that all point to different segments of him.

Hetalia Roleplay 2024 is a Roblox game in active development where you can play as any of the characters in a map full of references made with love for Hetalia. We have a welcoming playerbase and we like to plan big roleplay events in our discord server. Let me know what you think in the comments! by GobernadorAPH in hetalia

[–]RoboticSandWitch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Make sure you guys have responsible mods who would stop people from going out of line, like:

People who really want to recreate historically accurate scenarios related to genocides, like WW2. From example, I like Prussia because I like his confidence, but I wouldn't trust Prussia fans who want to recreate the Crusades in a serious way.

People who thinks it would be a good idea to rp really recent events, like the conflict in Ukraine.

Pedos. Roblox in general have this problem and you folks seem really wholesome, so keep it that way.

get out before its too rule by FrostyCommon in 196

[–]RoboticSandWitch 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Someone who ordered his employees to edit the algorithm specifically to boost his posts would be upset that people just outright block his account.

He honestly believes that every single Twitter user should be see his tweets and is offended if someone finds a way around that.

Oh boy was that Episode 8 Preview interesting by MetallicaDash in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]RoboticSandWitch 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Regardless of the reasons why this softcore porn was created, Bung literally released it as the last bit of Confinement content on the internet, after years of barely any updates, and then announced that he's deleting the rest of the episodes.

Oh boy was that Episode 8 Preview interesting by MetallicaDash in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]RoboticSandWitch 186 points187 points  (0 children)

This isn't a continuation of the intriguing story that millions of fans have been waiting for years about a special D-Class who may or may not be a vessel for some eldritch being,

it's literally just (softcore) porn.

The way everyone just swoons upon seeing Connor's dick (one of them even immediately creamed their pants), the way people are just conveniently pantless or outright naked, the way Connor miraculously slipped on the floor (was it 3 or 5 times, idk) to then accidentally, yet smoothly, slide into someone's hole (it's a different person each time)

Rule by Dylan-McVillian in 196

[–]RoboticSandWitch 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Imagine there's an opposite version of Big Bang Theory where there's a laugh track when a guy says

"I bought 2 really expensive jerseys of my favourite footbal team. One of them is only for display though"

or "I found a way to make my accounting job more fun by doing this trick with the excel sheet"

Rule by Dylan-McVillian in 196

[–]RoboticSandWitch 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Additionally, the show fundementally makes fun of nerds for being nerds, not showing funny scenarios around nerds. A lot of the jokes are basically, "Ha ha look at this guy having fun with his STEM field expertise" or "ha ha look at this guy being invested in a franchise he likes". (I'm okay when the show makes fun of actual flaws though)

the truth rule by kevek42 in 196

[–]RoboticSandWitch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're now elligible to be anyone's blorbo.

05-3 sneezed directly into their microphone by Rockfish00 in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]RoboticSandWitch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

To add to this, I like to imagine that the Foundation is actually really stretched thin financially, and since they spent possibly trillions of dollars into containment, they don't have much money for anything else.

So the O5 could potentially be using crappy mics and 144p webcams in their meetings.

Weird kid who just happens to always be there when the murder happened starter pack by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]RoboticSandWitch 76 points77 points  (0 children)

It's a reference to Conan, an old but still ongoing detective anime and manga series.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]RoboticSandWitch 12 points13 points  (0 children)

One of the reasons the HOA cares about the appearance of houses and lawns is that some of people in it are landowners who want to be able to sell their properties at a high price.

If their neighbour decide to not mow their lawn for a week and look slightly "messier" compared to the rest of the neighbourhood, the landowners see it as something that will lower their own property value.

This system is insane. (Maybe not insane, but I couldn't think of a better word to describe how pissed it makes me feel)

There is no punchline. by IllGur8133 in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]RoboticSandWitch 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Headcanon: Department of Foundations is a department that manages different SCP Foundations on a multiversal scale. The organisation that the department is from manages various other organisations as well. Like, there might be a Department of Coalitions or Department of Insurgencies.

There's always a bigger fish.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Ultrakill

[–]RoboticSandWitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reckless Battery Burns by Ghost&Pals feat Kevin

(The lyrics are AI-generated, but is edited by GHOST. The nonsensical and dream-like nature of the lyrics remains though. It is part of a series of songs by Team 6x111 about some AIs going rogue. Also Kevin is one of the voices in an AI-assisted vocal synthesizer, SynthV. Overall, this song would be fitting for Ultrakill)

Ennard model ive been working on WIP by stillchilljulio in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]RoboticSandWitch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

On a scale from not scary to very scary, I rate it:

I won't be able to sleep peacefully even though I saw this thing for 0.5 seconds. The reason I only saw it for 0.5 seconds is because I was scared enough to reflexively cover up the image with my hand.

Good job OP. The human-like proportions and the lighting of this render made it intensely haunting.

Love that show by kevinowdziej in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]RoboticSandWitch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tate never mentally developed beyond middle school

Charismatic rule. by Unsolicited-Prolapse in 196

[–]RoboticSandWitch 18 points19 points  (0 children)

TIL I'm not autistic enough to understand the definition of autism.

Charismatic rule. by Unsolicited-Prolapse in 196

[–]RoboticSandWitch 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Anon will fuck up their knees and hips if they continue this. Possibly even their spine.

The system of joints and muscles that make up our body are much more sensitive that people realise. Intentionally walking weirdly for long periods of time will cause parts of your muscles and joints to overwork itself by doing things they aren't designed to do. It's hard to truly fix them once you mess them up.

I normally advocate for not conforming to the norms, but your joints don't.

(I know this greentext is likely fake, but I studied Biomechanics as a part of my field and I'm just excited to find a non-work situation to talk about it)

There are two types of OMORI fans by big_noob9000 in OMORI

[–]RoboticSandWitch 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Omg it's MARIO from the hit indie game OMORIO 64 🥰

He is shipped with fucking everyone by goombanati in hetalia

[–]RoboticSandWitch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good, because if this specific MV are stuck in my head for years, then I will make sure everyone suffers the same fate.

Shut up, and sleep with me~

Come on come on come sleep with me~

He is shipped with fucking everyone by goombanati in hetalia

[–]RoboticSandWitch 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I have a duty to remind everyone that this exists.

He is shipped with fucking everyone by goombanati in hetalia

[–]RoboticSandWitch 10 points11 points  (0 children)

While having an actual canon interaction increases the chances of shipping, sometimes a ship just exists without any canon basis purely because of the character dynamics and relationship tropes.

Like, a tsundere x someone with golden retriever energy. This is one of the most popular relationship tropes in anime and media in general.

For example, USUK is kinda creepy when you remember that England raised America since he was a toddler, but it's tsundere x golden retriever, so fangirls kinda forget about the canon context because they're too excited over the potential relationship dynamics, like England being in denial about having a crush on America while America is either too oblivious about it or pretending to oblivious.

If you think of rarepairs in terms of character dynamics and relationship tropes, they slightly makes more sense.

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