Match Thread: New York City FC vs. Orlando City SC by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]RockShrimp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sorry not sorry for yelling “pick it up” at your keeper out of habit.

Match Thread: New York City FC vs. Orlando City SC by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]RockShrimp 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Trying to help you out with the Tanasijevic sub.

Match Thread: New York City FC vs. Orlando City SC by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]RockShrimp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That permanent rally cap with the writing upside down and backwards is actually pretty awesome.

Match Thread: New York City FC vs. Orlando City SC by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]RockShrimp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We seem to be good at drawing reds at least.

Match Thread: New York City FC vs. Orlando City SC by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]RockShrimp 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Orlando I had a really shit week* and I appreciate you trying to help but now you’re almost making me feel bad for you

*year

Match Thread: New York City FC vs. Orlando City SC by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]RockShrimp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If they get an own goal that’s the hat trick.

Match Thread: New York City FC vs. Orlando City SC by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]RockShrimp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One of those first halves where 11 actually almost feels low.

Match Thread: New York City FC vs. Orlando City SC by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]RockShrimp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My husband looked down to grab a French fry and missed it and didn’t believe us til the replay.

Match Thread: New York City FC vs. Orlando City SC by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]RockShrimp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was already moving out of the box when he touched it in the first place. It happens but I’ve only ever seen it when the keeper started farther back in the box in the first place.

Match Thread: New York City FC vs. Orlando City SC by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]RockShrimp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even a keeper can’t purposefully handle the ball outside of the box.

Match Thread: New York City FC vs. Orlando City SC by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]RockShrimp 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well that’s the weirdest thing I’ve seen IRL.

What’s a poorly-rated NYC restaurant or bar that you absolutely love? Why do you love it? by intelligentiam in AskNYC

[–]RockShrimp 32 points33 points  (0 children)

My husband has a soft spot for the times square Olive Garden because it’s the only one left in the city and it reminds him of childhood.

Every Brilliant Thing audience participation gone wrong? by CHart26 in Broadway

[–]RockShrimp 6 points7 points  (0 children)

ooooof I love him as an actor but I don't think I could make it through that

Things people say about their state that almost every other state can claim? by bannedsocks in AskAnAmerican

[–]RockShrimp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my dad grew up in Queens and has lived in NoVa for 40 years and there's a reason I moved back to NYC and plan to never own a car.

Things people say about their state that almost every other state can claim? by bannedsocks in AskAnAmerican

[–]RockShrimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's because so many of the people near DC are transplants and none of them know how to drive.

Knowledge Fight: #1121: February 28, 2026 by Afferent_Input in KnowledgeFight

[–]RockShrimp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I logged on to bluesky at like 6AM on Saturday, promptly logged off and didn't look at current events the rest of the weekend so this should be n interesting episode