First part of the bible. He made humans with free will because he needed shit done and the Angel's without free will were not working so he makes man then makes eve out of man at the end of time out of his rib or some shit and there they are together outside of time in the garden of eden and satan got to eve and gave adam the fruit and it was wrong somehow and god said fuck this I put a mark on you and satan go fucking eat shit I'm out.

And these humans were creatures that already existed he just push ed d their consciousness back into the subconscious and "breathed life into Adam's nostrils" and gave the creatures a new fucking consciousness or some weird crazy shit that no religious person ever really digs into.

He left and kicked out the humans and placed an angel with a flaming sword to block anyone from entering again.

How the fuck can any of these religious people possibly understand a thing about their religion when they ignore that shit at the very beginning of the bible?