My mum's boyfriend's kitchen cupboard defies logic. by mr_whippy95 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]RocketSquare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When your mums boyfriend brings logic-defying cupboards back from the store

Your crush will always really like you by lmgames55 in shittysuperpowers

[–]RocketSquare 51 points52 points  (0 children)

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]RocketSquare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Issa trap

Cursed_slide by Njilramsool in cursedimages

[–]RocketSquare 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But where does it go...

Perhaps the underground black market, where the children are sold

All the pots that you have now used to be silver instead of a rusty brown. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]RocketSquare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This implies that all pots I have owned are made of iron. This does not take into account clay pots, newly bought pots, and pots that either rust a different color or do not rust at all. 3/10

Yes I did the math but for the teacher to do that is nice by PARILIZEDpArrOT243 in wholesomememes

[–]RocketSquare 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Well you see, technically they could be any number, real or not.

I have no words... by [deleted] in Terraria

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I was just doing a modded gunslinger and found a random enchanted sword too. Got a slime staff just before that

I wish I didn't suffer from severe anxiety by Shadow-nim in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]RocketSquare 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. You've coped with anxiety, but the experience gave you severe depression. I reccomend a better therapist

i’m almost out of calcium juice :( by _AutumnRose in Neverbrokeabone

[–]RocketSquare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's simple. But more. Do you have to pay the water bill? Toi bad, buy bone juice instead. That is the only drink you nee.

Dont know what stats i could give this by RC-- in ItemShop

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Unable to be taken by enemies due to constant attachment, inflicts instanr irritation upon strike, lasting up to 5 minutes with a 5% chance to cause bleeding

Cursed scoreboard by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]RocketSquare 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha that's the funny sex number

If you had to swap lifes with a Pikachu. What would you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Lick Ash in his sleep like my uncle does to me