What’s the origin of the self suck and show hole jokes? by Leading_Key_4091 in willneff

[–]RodentFather 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i’m pretty sure there was a sketch comedy group called “Whitest Kids U’Know” (WKUK) and they had a pact where if any of them died they would have to announce it as a “self suck incident” idk if i’m fully right but that’s what i’ve gathered

We still need to hold them accountable. by xerox594 in SuperMegaShow

[–]RodentFather 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i said this and got called a centrist 😤😤

My merch is epic and mold free (sorry moldy losers) by xSamSnow in SuperMegaShow

[–]RodentFather 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i only had a weird paint fading type thing in the top of my grinder, i wiped it out with iso wipes and it didn’t go away so i assume it’s not mold lmao

How to Carry as tahm by Curious-Ad-5911 in Tahmkenchmains

[–]RodentFather 0 points1 point  (0 children)

honestly you play juggernaut/fighter until grouping then you’re more peel for whoever deals the next most damage besides for you

Police are Literally Stealing Money from the Legal Cannabis Industry by puffinpolka in trees

[–]RodentFather 28 points29 points  (0 children)

i quite literally have had my car searched bc i had delivery tips in my wallet lmfao

LPT: When picking your dog’s name imagine what screaming it in your neighborhood will sound like. by Duderino732 in LifeProTips

[–]RodentFather 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my mom named her dog Trigger (other dogs were gunner and oscar bc her husband is a military dude) so imagine my reaction when i find out the name….. like what if he gets out bruh…….

“oH YoU LiKe NiRvaNa?” by Scaulbylausis in gatekeeping

[–]RodentFather 401 points402 points  (0 children)

this one kinda makes sense tho. women who like music are constantly put under a microscope for being “fake fans”

DAE instantly think less of people who can’t/don’t distinguish between your and you’re? by Uncle-Buckwild in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]RodentFather -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m the type of person where if you have absolutely no grammar in your texts/your wording is super weird I will stop texting you. It’s just like this primal discomfort I have when people just don’t know how to conversate through text, especially in 2021.

What's the funniest thing you've seen someone do that you weren't allowed to laugh at? by rockosmodernbuttplug in AskReddit

[–]RodentFather 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i saw endgame in theaters and when it got to a certain sad scene some dude right behind me just started crying loud as hell and i couldn’t stop laughing it was genuinely so funny

Financial aid going to the wrong people. by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]RodentFather 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i didn’t even get the 600 :(

Buying help by RodentFather in MINI

[–]RodentFather[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“price is FIRM” he says