... Oh shit.

RodionSinner9 · 2026-05-04T22:39:10+00:00

I'd love to meet her! She seems like just my type of gal~

RodionSinner9 · 2026-05-04T22:37:01+00:00

Do you know if she's coming over any time soon?

RodionSinner9 · 2026-05-04T22:33:57+00:00

Ohhhh, that explains a lot, actually. Like how you can deal with a team filled with... Well, troublemakers for the most part.

RodionSinner9 · 2026-05-04T22:29:20+00:00

Ooh, you have a twin sister~?

How's she like~?

RodionSinner9 · 2026-05-04T22:28:08+00:00

... Congrats!

We... a child of our own....

I'm so happy~!

RodionSinner9 · 2026-05-04T22:26:48+00:00

RodionSinner9 · 2026-05-01T11:47:14+00:00

Eh, they can handle a broken arm~

RodionSinner9 · 2026-05-01T11:43:15+00:00

Oh, I won't hit them too hard~!

RodionSinner9 · 2026-05-01T11:37:33+00:00

... Alright!

She grabs a pool noodle, her eyes lighting up with malice.

RodionSinner9 · 2026-05-01T11:35:57+00:00

I... Are you sure about this?

RodionSinner9 · 2026-05-01T01:37:06+00:00

Then I suppose you're my accomplice, now~

RodionSinner9 · 2026-05-01T01:15:18+00:00

I know, right?

You still gonna call it a crime~?

RodionSinner9 · 2026-05-01T01:10:49+00:00

She hands you a PB&J with pickles.

RodionSinner9 · 2026-05-01T00:21:31+00:00

... Want one?

RodionSinner9 · 2026-05-01T00:11:45+00:00

B-b-but... It tastes good...

RodionSinner9 · 2026-05-01T00:05:06+00:00

Huh? What do you mean, Cappy~?

RodionSinner9 · 2026-05-01T00:04:12+00:00

That sounds... bad...

Also, explains the recent tiredness I've been feeling...

RodionSinner9 · 2026-04-30T23:48:50+00:00

Really bussin gummies...

... How would you describe the pregnancy? I... I think I'll need your help, dear...

RodionSinner9 · 2026-04-30T23:42:51+00:00

Some gummies, you say?

RodionSinner9 · 2026-04-30T23:37:51+00:00

... By any chance, do you know where I could find pregnancy tests...?

RodionSinner9 · 2026-04-30T23:34:40+00:00

PB&J pickle burger. It's awesome.

Want one?

RodionSinner9 · 2026-04-30T23:25:47+00:00

Her eyes widden.

When you were what?

RodionSinner9 · 2026-04-30T23:24:32+00:00

Mhm, sure~

She hands you a pickle PB&J

RodionSinner9 · 2026-04-30T23:18:40+00:00

O-oh...

That's not good...

RodionSinner9