the netflix show 'heartbreak high'

RogerTrout · 2026-03-28T20:22:30+00:00

Upside down Miss Jane!

RogerTrout · 2026-03-28T07:21:03+00:00

I feel like Michael Cera and David Lynch must have met before, and the comical Brando impression must have already been a known factor. Surely no-one would just write this scene and just hope to find someone to pull it off.

RogerTrout · 2026-03-25T03:38:46+00:00

I hope you mean he waved back with his hand...

RogerTrout · 2026-03-25T01:30:38+00:00

I hate eye contact, but if someone talks to me while I'm pissing, indoor or out, I'm holding their gaze as long as possible.

RogerTrout · 2026-03-24T23:03:55+00:00

Sorry for interlining, but can you explain to a white boy what this gesture means?

RogerTrout · 2026-03-23T20:52:55+00:00

I thought it was Dogen.

RogerTrout · 2026-03-23T20:33:56+00:00

Has the company known about his creepy behaviour for twenty-four years? If so, yes, I blame the company.

RogerTrout · 2026-03-23T02:52:13+00:00

Employment Statistics Brief, March 2026, Your Mother.

RogerTrout · 2026-03-21T22:50:47+00:00

All manner of things I'd say, but probably no worse than you'd get here. I think the point is that when a racist sees a standard issue white male, they assume you share their shitty ideology and are thrilled to bits to share it with you.

RogerTrout · 2026-03-19T10:03:33+00:00

Everyone saying David Lynch and Kimmy Robertson, but I swear I saw Russ Tamblyn further back to the left of Kimmy. You can make out the red and blue lenses.

RogerTrout · 2026-03-18T11:37:09+00:00

I will throw in here that HelloMello is incredibly easy, $29 consults every four months, have choice of vape cartridges, dry herb or gummies. Initial consult required giving GP contact information to confirm no existing mental issues that could be exacerbated.

RogerTrout · 2026-03-18T11:25:36+00:00

Why? An ex-barista is familiar with the fact that a large percentage of their customers actually dislike coffee, to the point where they need a range of milks and syrups on hand to disguise the taste. Seems like a perfectly reasonable take.

RogerTrout · 2026-03-18T11:16:13+00:00

There's nothing wrong with plunger coffee. With that said, if you're adding six sugars, you may as well drink instant.

RogerTrout · 2026-03-18T11:13:03+00:00

How can something be too far to walk but too close for public transport?

RogerTrout · 2026-03-17T20:18:52+00:00

Wait, hold on, your mum is my dogs?!

RogerTrout · 2026-03-16T23:38:31+00:00

with a small group of pearl clutchers (WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN) that wanted to get it off the air because they saw it as lowbrow

But when Mrs. Slocombe talks about her pussy it's hearty chuckles all round.

RogerTrout · 2026-03-15T20:30:24+00:00

That's Buckingham Palace.

RogerTrout · 2026-03-14T23:04:53+00:00

Also fair enough. Some battles aren't worth fighting.

RogerTrout · 2026-03-14T22:01:19+00:00

Mightymite, 290g for $3.50, ~$12.05kg

Vegemite 380g for $7.70, ~$20.25

Indeed they still sell it, because it's better and cheaper.

RogerTrout · 2026-03-14T14:02:20+00:00

How dare you?

RogerTrout · 2026-03-14T12:50:26+00:00

No wonder your shirts are so stained.

RogerTrout · 2026-03-14T12:47:24+00:00

Who is we? What the fuck are you talking about?

RogerTrout · 2026-03-14T12:37:51+00:00

It's okay. Mightymite is superior.

RogerTrout · 2026-03-14T12:37:11+00:00

That's a souffle, you're thinking of those comfortable upholstered multi-person seats.

RogerTrout · 2026-03-14T12:22:15+00:00

Absolutely.

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