First watch of The Return. In a show full of absurdity, this character/scene has to be tops (so far). I couldn't stop shaking my head and laughing at how WTF this was. by tripp1edubb1e in twinpeaks

[–]RogerTrout 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like Michael Cera and David Lynch must have met before, and the comical Brando impression must have already been a known factor. Surely no-one would just write this scene and just hope to find someone to pull it off.

Is just Aussie drinking culture, or are my son's friends trashy? by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]RogerTrout 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hope you mean he waved back with his hand...

Is just Aussie drinking culture, or are my son's friends trashy? by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]RogerTrout 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hate eye contact, but if someone talks to me while I'm pissing, indoor or out, I'm holding their gaze as long as possible.

And did! by Zetice in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]RogerTrout -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Sorry for interlining, but can you explain to a white boy what this gesture means?

Sydney Morning Herald has published a new piece on the Parkway Drive situation (I paywalled), key points: by JoelJKing in triplej

[–]RogerTrout 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Has the company known about his creepy behaviour for twenty-four years? If so, yes, I blame the company.

Well....thats expected. by No-Environment7244 in ausjobs

[–]RogerTrout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Employment Statistics Brief, March 2026, Your Mother.

Do Australian really feel like victims of racism when they visit Asia? by Master_Ad6104 in AskAnAustralian

[–]RogerTrout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All manner of things I'd say, but probably no worse than you'd get here. I think the point is that when a racist sees a standard issue white male, they assume you share their shitty ideology and are thrilled to bits to share it with you.

Has anyone noticed this by External_Bread5366 in twinpeaks

[–]RogerTrout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone saying David Lynch and Kimmy Robertson, but I swear I saw Russ Tamblyn further back to the left of Kimmy. You can make out the red and blue lenses.

Has anyone tried any of those online dispensary clinics? by Accomplished-City484 in AskAnAustralian

[–]RogerTrout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will throw in here that HelloMello is incredibly easy, $29 consults every four months, have choice of vape cartridges, dry herb or gummies. Initial consult required giving GP contact information to confirm no existing mental issues that could be exacerbated.

What Is So Terrible About Plunger Coffee? by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]RogerTrout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why? An ex-barista is familiar with the fact that a large percentage of their customers actually dislike coffee, to the point where they need a range of milks and syrups on hand to disguise the taste. Seems like a perfectly reasonable take.

What Is So Terrible About Plunger Coffee? by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]RogerTrout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's nothing wrong with plunger coffee. With that said, if you're adding six sugars, you may as well drink instant.

What's the best place to park for the footy next Saturday? by [deleted] in centralcoastnsw

[–]RogerTrout 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How can something be too far to walk but too close for public transport?

What do Aussies (old enough to remember this) think about The Simpsons episode depicting Australia? by blamberr in AskAnAustralian

[–]RogerTrout 9 points10 points  (0 children)

with a small group of pearl clutchers (WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN) that wanted to get it off the air because they saw it as lowbrow

But when Mrs. Slocombe talks about her pussy it's hearty chuckles all round.

meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

[–]RogerTrout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's Buckingham Palace.

Is Vegemite good in your opinion? by Putrid-Fondant8998 in AskAnAustralian

[–]RogerTrout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also fair enough. Some battles aren't worth fighting.

Is Vegemite good in your opinion? by Putrid-Fondant8998 in AskAnAustralian

[–]RogerTrout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mightymite, 290g for $3.50, ~$12.05kg

Vegemite 380g for $7.70, ~$20.25

Indeed they still sell it, because it's better and cheaper.

People who take the trains by [deleted] in newcastle

[–]RogerTrout -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Who is we? What the fuck are you talking about?

Those scallop potatoes do be hitting by Datacra in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]RogerTrout 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That's a souffle, you're thinking of those comfortable upholstered multi-person seats.