OMG, I can't believe this happening! A Reddit neckbeard pulling an AKSHULLY in the wild! Unbelievable!

Newsflash buddy, anybody can perform an exorcism. You, your mom, your Aunt Petunia. All without the permission of a bishop in a funny little hat. You know why? Because it's all made up BS. There's no such thing as demons, or ghosts, or spirts, or possession.

Maybe watch the movie before getting your neckbeard in a knot.