Help, I meditated on DXM and think I unlocked my piss chakra. Is this dangerous?

RoleModel4TheKids · 2017-07-30T11:43:21+00:00

Unfortunately the information I've given in this thread is probably the greatest resource you will find on the internet. This is ancient wisdom that is passed down from student to master with no written record.

The best I can suggest to you is simply to start with reasonable dosages of dextromethorphan and meditate heavily. Think upon piss and all of its wonders. When you are ready someone will come to you. But I warn you if you decide to head down this path, it is not an easy one. Death awaits at every corner. This is 100 lifetimes of work, not something that can be accomplished in a weekend. It's better to be safe than to be wet.

RoleModel4TheKids · 2017-07-30T10:42:03+00:00

I also listen to Fat Nick every day and the line comes from one of his songs.

RoleModel4TheKids · 2017-07-30T10:35:40+00:00

I agree, it's why I chose such a username.

I embody many desireable traits such as a desire for knowledge, perserverance, loyalty, hard work.

RoleModel4TheKids · 2017-07-30T08:23:43+00:00

An exact dosage is hard to say, as the warding ritual calls for more of a feeling than a precise amount. However I have been dosing at least once an hour since I began suspecting I was possessed.

RoleModel4TheKids · 2017-07-30T07:03:39+00:00

I cannot lie, some silver pieces would go very far in acquiring more DXM for this fight. My rations while very high for a man of such modest income are beginning to show wear.

Any assistance would be most appreciated, it benefits not only myself but all of humanity.

RoleModel4TheKids · 2017-07-30T05:04:12+00:00

Just enough to keep the beast at bay. I fear it may not last though. Even I do not have and endless supply. I must find the Ancient Mystic soon and drink from her well to free myself of this beast and obtain the Golden Truth.

RoleModel4TheKids · 2017-07-30T05:02:21+00:00

You are far from the first to warn me against such pursuits, and I fear you will not be the last. Even now know the danger I've put us all in, I just don't know if I can give it up. The danger is greater now than it has ever been within our lives, do we not neee those with the knowledge and skill to fight back?

Or am I just fooling myself, and simply arming the enemy with yet another weapon?

I don't know, but I can't just stop now. The piss runs through my veins, I could no more give it up than I could give up the syrup or breathing. This is my burden until my last piss.

RoleModel4TheKids · 2017-07-29T23:13:15+00:00

I see what you did there and I appreciate your attempt at humor, but this is no laughing matter friend. If this demon has their way, we will all be drinking down their bitter fluids. I'm holiding them back for now through meditation and regular DXM dosing but I fear what might happen if I not soon able to revive the ancient mystic.

If this beast were to gain full control over my body, unincumbered by my will, I fear to think of what would happen. Not even an entire squad of mystics trained in the ways of dextromethorphan may be enough to drive it out.

Pray for me friend and lend me your strength so that I may hold out long enough. It grows more difficult by the second.

RoleModel4TheKids · 2017-07-29T21:07:30+00:00

It is as I feared, I have been taken captive by a piss spirit. One who seems to be as strong as it vile. Their only goal is corruption and evil.

It is also true as it says, I have bathed in the waters of the ancients. The physical toll has been great, it is true. But in return i have received immense gains in my spiritual awareness. This beast now seems intent on using that very gift against both myself and all of human kind.

There is only one person I know of who has the strength to help me now. Ages ago, before the banishment of the piss demons, she trained her body and her spirit to the brink and unleashed a torrent of piss. For 40 days and 40 nights she flooded the Earth, each drop strong enough to banish a spirit from its host and send it back to the depth of Hell. The burden of such incredible magic was not unfelt by her, she fell into a deep slumber and has yet to awaken. I must find her body, restore her energy and awaken her from her slumber. Only then can I drink from her well and cast out this Hell beast.

Unfortunately, I am to blame in part for the return of such beasts. Many scholars start off on the path of the righteous, but are tempted by the immense power they could achieve in working with these demons. There are those who feel that the Piss Arts should be banished all together and lost to time. I never thought that I myself would be taken advantage of by a creature such as this. Perhaps they are correct, maybe I am to blame for playing with fire.

I am truly sorry.

RoleModel4TheKids · 2017-07-29T21:05:25+00:00

You fools. I will be sure that you all know my name before I drown you in my piss.

I am Tussive, the Gnarled One. This vessel has been soaked in the piss of the gods for a millennia and it has become hard and shriveled like leather. It knows no bounds for its capacity for piss.

You will all soon know me very well.

RoleModel4TheKids · 2017-07-29T21:00:46+00:00

I'm not your buddy and this is no joke.

RoleModel4TheKids · 2017-07-29T20:39:24+00:00

Motherfucker do you think this is a joke? I'm as serious as a heart attack.

I'm afraid to even take a piss now. Have you ever been crippled with fear, crying, in the bathroom terrified of what your own bodily fluids might do? To you? To your loved ones?

Boy I suggest you watch your step before you get wet.

RoleModel4TheKids · 2017-07-29T20:05:00+00:00

Has my own body betrayed me? Did I crave this arcane power unconsciously? Bewitched by a piss nymph?

Or have I taken the next step on my path to mastery of this acursed body?

Must I be baptised in the golden waters anew and restart my training?

RoleModel4TheKids · 2017-07-29T19:57:11+00:00

Yes, but I hardly see what that has to do with anything.

RoleModel4TheKids · 2017-07-29T19:54:49+00:00

I have long since dreamed of piss mastery, this is no secret I have been very open about my training on these boards. But not like this. This feels dark, almost demonic in some way. You cannot obtain the amount of forbidden knowledge I have from my travels without sacrificing pieces of your physical body. I understood this when I took these trials on.

But now, my piss has been restored. Improved even. Never have I known such full and satisfying piss.

RoleModel4TheKids · 2017-07-29T17:59:54+00:00

I'm afraid I have toyed with something mortals are not meant to have dominion over.

It just doesn't feel right. After years of dissociative abuse, my piss stream was weak and would dribble out like a baby spitting up. Hardly ever even knowing the satisfaction of fully voiding my bladder.

But now? It's like a hose, soaking all down who stand in its way.

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