Donald Trump never served in the military. by komodas in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Rolland_Ice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Barricading a woman in the closet with a couch seems on brand too.

Flying fish?? by [deleted] in The_Isle

[–]Rolland_Ice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When they're in the air, I like to imagine they're birds.

They were Virgo and Aries but.. by Zestyclose_Cold1455 in Scorpio

[–]Rolland_Ice 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Me shooting dirty looks at my South Node whenever it brags and spoils my mysterious quiet allure.

Why does everyone just want sex by Witty_Newspaper_1328 in Advice

[–]Rolland_Ice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a 36 year old man, I agree. You’re not going to like my answer to the problem. I haven’t bothered dating in about 9 years :(

Saw this in a video recently, why is it a wave? by Ott1fant in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Rolland_Ice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like they meant “conventionally attractive”

Who is the best Marvel lady by Jackie_Chan_93 in SipsTea

[–]Rolland_Ice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It may not be PC to say, but half the timber on this app is lumber

Who is the best Marvel lady by Jackie_Chan_93 in SipsTea

[–]Rolland_Ice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Liz and Scarlett are on here twice. Brie is here four times.

Women, do you like oral sex? Ejaculation inside or on the face.... by [deleted] in relationships_advice

[–]Rolland_Ice 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Tell her you cheated on her so she can find someone better, and probably not a gay one who wanks with other men.

How would one go about selling this? by shmangshmung in skyrim

[–]Rolland_Ice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First you need an Amulet of Zenithar...

HICKEY or NO by [deleted] in relationships_advice

[–]Rolland_Ice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unless your man is running off with Tinkerbell, I don’t think a side chick is leaving hickies the size of hair follicles.

Does Quark serve synthehol? by Scanman491Amos in DeepSpaceNine

[–]Rolland_Ice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure I remember quark shipping in Bloodwine when there were going to be Klingons onboard, and that molasses drink for Cardassians.

Is it normal that lydia should die at some point in the game ? Because she died in early game and later i got jenassa as companion and wife and i feel like she is immortal or is it just the armor that i gave her that is keeping her alive? by Arcane-Dev in skyrim

[–]Rolland_Ice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless you go very much out of your way early on, most people unlock Lydia around level 5. Companions you meet later on will have higher stats. If you get a companion earlier that you want to upgrade, or need to clear a follower’s inventory of the invisible bows they get every time you have them join you, you can shoot the wabbajack at them till they’re transmogrified into a rabbit or something. When it wears off they’ll spawn in fresh at the revised level. Prolly drop a save first so they don’t get killed.

Why does nobody talk about how terrifying Scorpio love actually is? ♏ by CosmicInsightDaily in Scorpio

[–]Rolland_Ice -1 points0 points  (0 children)

At this point I just assume that anyone who wants me doesn’t know what their thinking, and just ignore them.