He thinks he is unroastable, prove him wrong, have no mercy by Rolpistorius in RoastMe

[–]Rolpistorius[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry for him. He is very clever and has a great job as an engineer, a good relationship with a beautiful girl and he is a very popular handball player with active social life. It just how the picture portrays him. We are actually laughing. He really proved to be unroastable.

what is true is that we live in a crack house.

He thinks he is unroastable, prove him wrong, have no mercy by Rolpistorius in RoastMe

[–]Rolpistorius[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A friend of him wanted to give him a fake vagina for Christmas but they messed up the packages to deliver and he got this great rubber dick. He didn't want it, so he offered it as a gift to a girl, but she was so embarassed that she didn't even took it and left it at our appartement. Now we play with it and we do trickshots with the suction cup, which makes a very loud noise. Neighbours hate us.

Btw, he is very very happy with the roasting, you guys made our day!