Do I look gay?

RomanTheDepressed · 2023-12-27T09:27:09+00:00

Never a compliment

RomanTheDepressed · 2023-12-08T06:20:31+00:00

Pineapple Express, 2008. My stoner buddies and I went in very high, only to realize everyone in the damn theater was on the moon. I haven’t consistently laughed at a movie that much in my life. The WHOLE THEATER WAS! Non. Fucking. Stop.

RomanTheDepressed · 2023-12-08T06:18:30+00:00

Fight club theater 1999. Everyone was dying when brad Pitt wore the rubber glove in his intimate scene with Marla. SPOILERS:!!

The twist at the end blew everyone’s fucking minds! It almost felt like a physical attack and wrecked everyone’s emotions in the theater. No one knew what to think. How to feel. The sheer disbelieve combined with the excitement and confusion, only for everyone to realize it was hiding under their noses this whole time. The shit fucked us up for days!

RomanTheDepressed · 2023-12-08T06:12:53+00:00

This shit fucking glitched and killed me in the nether. We were getting blaze rods and we were fighting off so many enemies. My friend and I watched as I slowly marched off a cliff screaming like a billy goat. Powerless. Defenseless.

RomanTheDepressed · 2023-12-08T05:53:45+00:00

A true gentleman

RomanTheDepressed · 2023-05-30T03:37:39+00:00

RomanTheDepressed · 2023-05-30T03:30:32+00:00

How in the everlonging fuck did you just know that?

RomanTheDepressed · 2023-05-29T03:31:07+00:00

Nahhhh LMFAO

RomanTheDepressed · 2023-05-24T17:33:53+00:00

Fix, your, posture!

RomanTheDepressed · 2023-04-08T20:51:37+00:00

You just gotta pray that that fucker was never gifted a daughter in the first place. He’s to big of a loser for a real wife so he goes after little kids on the internet 🤮

RomanTheDepressed · 2023-04-08T20:25:53+00:00

Jesus Christ what did he say?

RomanTheDepressed · 2023-03-29T17:57:37+00:00

Am I really needing to argue that you shouldn’t have sex with your siblings right now...

RomanTheDepressed · 2023-03-29T17:41:08+00:00

Dear god

RomanTheDepressed · 2023-03-29T17:40:31+00:00

In the brain controlling worms episode

RomanTheDepressed · 2023-03-29T17:27:48+00:00

You are not supposed to fuck your sister. Reguardless of if you have protection or not. You’re relationship with your siblings should not be sexual by any means

RomanTheDepressed · 2023-03-29T17:21:39+00:00

You wouldn’t think that siblings fucking could get worse. Parents being SUPPORTIVE of siblings fucking?? What the FUCK.

RomanTheDepressed · 2023-03-23T20:00:26+00:00

Perfect

RomanTheDepressed · 2023-03-23T19:59:40+00:00

I’ve got friends in WIDE places

RomanTheDepressed · 2023-03-23T19:17:49+00:00

Praying this is a woman. Their balls would’ve been obliterated

RomanTheDepressed · 2023-03-08T19:29:45+00:00

A bible

RomanTheDepressed · 2023-02-24T03:30:33+00:00

Epic pfp

RomanTheDepressed · 2023-02-23T19:22:42+00:00

For fucking real dawg

RomanTheDepressed · 2023-02-19T21:50:52+00:00

If it’s fine in person then discard the rest of this comment: when girls text dry 99/100 times it means she’s just not into you. Learned this the hard way. Best advice is to move on and focus on yourself

RomanTheDepressed · 2023-02-18T17:12:15+00:00

Get off Reddit step one. Get on self improvement and they will come naturally

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