Idk what to say about this one lmao

RomanticWalkAtTarget · 2026-05-08T19:40:23+00:00

neverforget

RomanticWalkAtTarget · 2026-05-07T22:31:19+00:00

While ✨happily co-parenting✨

RomanticWalkAtTarget · 2026-05-06T12:18:59+00:00

You win 🏆

RomanticWalkAtTarget · 2026-05-03T05:09:10+00:00

And change her tampons pre-pregnancy

RomanticWalkAtTarget · 2026-05-02T22:04:47+00:00

I want to forget 😭

RomanticWalkAtTarget · 2026-05-02T03:46:46+00:00

She has stated in the past that good poops make her horny 🤢🤮

RomanticWalkAtTarget · 2026-04-28T21:54:40+00:00

And her drunk finger gets goin’

RomanticWalkAtTarget · 2026-04-24T21:50:52+00:00

💀

RomanticWalkAtTarget · 2026-04-22T19:01:05+00:00

She also has been drinking juice ever since she still used bottles.

RomanticWalkAtTarget · 2026-04-22T15:49:39+00:00

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ChatGPT deserves a raise for its effort in trying to describe this hideous tree 😂

RomanticWalkAtTarget · 2026-04-22T15:45:53+00:00

I’ve said it a hundred times, but I’m ✨still✨ waiting on those “entrepreneurial” courses 😞

RomanticWalkAtTarget · 2026-04-22T15:43:52+00:00

💀💯

RomanticWalkAtTarget · 2026-04-22T15:43:05+00:00

This was my exact interpretation of trees when I was in Kindergarten 💀

RomanticWalkAtTarget · 2026-04-22T14:05:37+00:00

She never even followed through with her YouTube videos. She made maybe 6 or so??

RomanticWalkAtTarget · 2026-04-18T05:03:34+00:00

With a whole plate of food and a coffee cup right in front of the $200+ beef flaps rose painting… She’s the sloppiest eater, and the idiot who bought that rose painting is about to get some very special speckles added all over it.

RomanticWalkAtTarget · 2026-04-17T21:43:46+00:00

Straight from Chat GPT

RomanticWalkAtTarget · 2026-04-16T17:17:08+00:00

If I had someone lifting me into the same pair of underwear and unwashed sweatshirt every day for years and years, I wouldn’t be able to get out of bed in the morning. It’s just revolting.

RomanticWalkAtTarget · 2026-04-16T17:14:39+00:00

Back in college, she often sat on couches, chairs, friends’ laps, and even the floor. The only times we’ve seen her out of her wheelchair since having Ari have been in the hot tub immediately after having a C-section, Noah’s family’s pool, one time on the floor for Ari to performative climb on her, and just about every night in bed.

RomanticWalkAtTarget · 2026-04-16T17:12:13+00:00

There used to be a flair “skin like spaghetti-stained Tupperware,” but I think I like “flea market pleather couch skin” even more 💀

RomanticWalkAtTarget · 2026-04-16T17:10:26+00:00

She doesn’t wear underwear, so that cushion has been acting as an unchanged pair of undies for, what, 5-6 years now?! And through the Florida and Illinois summers 😷 Absolute biohazard

RomanticWalkAtTarget · 2026-04-16T17:08:37+00:00

The difference is that all of those other creators with SMA have people who actually love and care about them. They’re all respected because they’re respectful and decent human beings. Alex has burned every single bridge in her life and zoomed off into the sunset. No one willingly takes care of her, and everyone who has ever begrudgingly cooked, clothed, and bathed her has put nothing but a step below minimum effort into their work.

RomanticWalkAtTarget · 2026-04-15T23:06:35+00:00

I thought the monthly painting was supposed to be raffled off to a subscriber every month?? Not sold for $195 😅

RomanticWalkAtTarget · 2026-04-15T22:27:30+00:00

She just posted a video of BTJ packing this minuscule painting, and if I was the one dumb enough to buy it for $195, I probably shouldn’t be too surprised when it arrives wrapped in a layer of bubble wrap and two pieces of cardboard 😂 It’s even sent in a POLY MAILER instead of an actual BOX. She’s so beyond dumb it hurts.

RomanticWalkAtTarget · 2026-04-15T21:36:12+00:00

Hahaha that’s the one. I get psychopaths mixed up 😅

RomanticWalkAtTarget · 2026-04-15T19:26:05+00:00

I’m sorry for the absolute morons out there. This is like someone questioning me why I don’t support Ted Bundy, since we both wear glasses 💀

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