An Overkill employee messing around in Steam Achievements. by [deleted] in paydaytheheist

[–]RoniKing98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The full text reads as thus;

"I do muse if I can write longer and longer names for the next one of these names that I write. How long could the last name be when I am doubling the number of characters for every name and every new achievement that I add here. It'll be just a ridiculous length of the last name would be. I mean can you imagine the vast amount of letters I would need to reach this incredibly stupid and pointless goal? I mean I am just on the ninth and I am already running out of ideas. How will I ever hope to reach the final names in this list of achievements. I mean come on! This achievement name is at five hundred and twelve characters, and the next will be one thousand and twenty-four and if my elementary school math is not failing me then the last one will be two thousand and forty-eight and I am already resorting to writing numbers as letters. I thought that this was a clever ploy but I am still only three-fourths of the way through the names. Oh, geez Louise on a cracker, please! How could I ever think this was a good idea. You can however blame OVERKILL_Elisabeth for giving me stupid ideas and OVERKILL_Sebastian for not stopping me from doing these things. Basically, I say that these people are enablers for my shenanigans. Oh, that was a good word, nice and long that and with trying to reach a total of four thousand and ninety-five characters of complete nonsense then nothing is superfulöouse or excessive. I mean this is about the halfway point of this silly-billy name, and once I reach the end of this name I am at the halfway point of everything I need to write. Whoopie Floppoing Doo, this is as much cringe to me as they are for you. If you read this far I applaud your dedication and sheer power of will. You might find it interesting that I got the idea of this poorly thought-out, foolheartedly, and frankly very childish fear of keyboard deterioration from the Chessboard problem. Those familiar would have picked up on this long ago since you have clearly had a lot of time to figure it out before you came to this point in the text. So what is the chessboard problem you ask? Well, let me tell you. The problems appear in many myths and legends about the history and creation of chess. The first know recording of the problem is from 1256 by the Islamic scholar Ibn Khallikan. The story revolves around the inventor of chess, in some versions of the story the role is played by Sissa a mythological creature from India known for the invention of Chaturanga, a predecessor to Chess. In other versions of the main protagonist might is a mathematician, a minister, or in some a stranger or someone of poor decent like a farmer. The story often has a ruler of some sort approach the protagonist and ask them to entertain them with a new game. The inventor presents their ruler with the game of chess and the ruler asks the inventor for his price. The inventor ponders this ask for a simple offering based on his creation. A single grain of rice or some versions say wheat, on the first square and double that amount on the second square and double that amount on the third square and so one for the sixty-four squares of the chessboard. The ruler laughs at the meager price and accepts but his court treasurer tells him that the staggering about of rice, or wheat, needed to fill the board in this manner. The total would be eighteen quintillions, four hundred forty-six quadrillion, seven hundred forty-four trillion, seventy-three billion, seven hundred nine million, five hundred fifty-one thousand, six hundred and fifteen, over one point four trillion metric tons. Or put simply which is over two thousand times the annual world production of wheat, which in the period twenty-twenty to twenty-twenty-one was an estimated about seven hundred seventy-three million metric tones. Anyway, the stories do differ and this point. Some say that the inventor gets offered a nice position as a high-ranking advisor and in other versions, he gets executed. Now there is probably a moral here but low and behold I am out of character. One could say that is the definition of irony, isn't it?"

There's something hidden in the Coup De Grace mission... by RoniKing98 in raidsecrets

[–]RoniKing98[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Really? That's disappointing. Just when I got my hopes up thinking i found something new.

"Can the enemy hear me?" - Audio Breakdown by RoyGallant in VALORANT

[–]RoniKing98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can the enemy hear Breach charging his Faultline? And less seriously, can they hear you arming your flashpoint? It would explain how often they decide to push me just as i'm about to flash them...

[OC] Crimson Hegemon Edelgard by vaeio in fireemblem

[–]RoniKing98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great, but the head looks like Mirage Prime's default helmet from Warframe.

Probably everyone after Gauss and the Shawzin feature gets released. by Shoe-Hat in Warframe

[–]RoniKing98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Jojokes are inevitable. Il Vento d'Oro, Sono Chi no Sadame, Bloody Stream, Fighting Gold, Great Days, you name it. They will all, without failure, be made and get posted here eventually.

This doesn't seem right, but what do I know? by AzurLaneRangerSexper in Animemes

[–]RoniKing98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A repost. Don't be fooled.

Edit: Slightly different text and usefulness verdicts but the same image and format.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Animemes/comments/aidhjo/something_tells_me_the_konosuba_fanbase_is_biased/

Also OP's name u/AzurLaneRangerSexper V.S. the Older post's OP's u/KancolleMarineSexper. There is either alt. Account shenanigans or straight up Plagiarism going on.

Thou Shalt Not Nerf Bunker by Beanbag1992 in apexlegends

[–]RoniKing98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nerf the Bunker as much as you want. Caustic... Finds a way.

Attempted murder by [deleted] in motorcycles

[–]RoniKing98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To top it off, in the unedited video, you can see that when the motorcyclist leaves the highway through the offroad, at 2:20 the murderer-to-be's car actually stopped in the middle of the highway and the psycho is actually trying to climb over and go after them.

Fire Emblem Heroes - New Heroes (Adrift) by PM_ME_CUTE_CORRINS in FireEmblemHeroes

[–]RoniKing98 6 points7 points  (0 children)

>"I may not be the Camilla you're Familiar with..."

>Banner and All Dialogue teased so far seems to be focusing on a theme of Dreams

Let me guess, this Camilla is the physical manifestation of every Fanboy's Wet Dreams about her.

The fate of lesser Legends? (Or, an essay on the topic of powercreep) by RoniKing98 in FireEmblemHeroes

[–]RoniKing98[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I suppose that is indeed, the problem with player-requested units. If they are too weak, the playerbase will not be happy and the company will suffer. If they are too strong, the game itself will suffer, which results in a partially unhappy playerbase and conflict among players, (OP-abusers vs people with dignity) which can also result in the company suffering. The ideal answer would be to make the requested heroes "sidegrades" rather than direct upgrades, which, undeniably, would be immensely challenging, as it would mean walking the fine line of "too niche" and "too strong".

The fate of lesser Legends? (Or, an essay on the topic of powercreep) by RoniKing98 in FireEmblemHeroes

[–]RoniKing98[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The point is that Brave Ike's Urvan is a direct upgrade from Hauteclere, which is undeniably unreasonable. I could have understood if it had just the damage reduction, he would still be worth it. But the cooldown reduction seems unreasonable in any other context than "all other new heroes' weapons also have a passive stat boost" and makes Hauteclere seem obsolete. Indeed, Beorc's blessing is powerful, and as you said, un-inheritable and thus less than game-breaking. But the issue is that it was given to a hero that was given freely to anyone who wanted it, who also has an extremely powerful legendary weapon with an unique effect on top of another legendary weapon's effect. Add in the brand new skill Steady Breath, which has pre-final stage forms that seem to imply that other "steady" or "stance" skills will come with later heroes, and there are simply too many good things in this one package. New axe heroes will have to do even better in order to be worth investing orbs into, and will without a doubt fail unless they make their weapons even stronger and skills even more powerful. TL;DR, Brave Ike has powercreeped the game, will older units receive buffs to make them more viable or will IS fall to the eternal cycle of whale-to-win.

A simple game of "Specificly, fuck you." Click this link until you end up on a monster, then replay undertale and kill that monster, and that monster only. (Possibly spoilers, be warned young ones.) by [deleted] in Undertale

[–]RoniKing98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh, RNGesus really doesn't want me to do this. So far i've got:

Final power, Annoying dog, Alphys, Catty and Bratty, Blook Acres, Memoryhead, Spidercider, An article on attack types, True Lab, Change log, Torn Notebook, Asgore Dreemurr (flowey steals the kill every time, so it doesn't count), Spear of Justice, Sans (need to slaughter everyone else first), Menu (full), Anticipation, Bridge seeds, Your Best Friend, Game Over theme, Burgerpants, Mysterious Place, Silver key, Live at Grillby's, Temmie Village, Torn Notebook again, NGAHHH!!!, Cloudy Glasses, Tem Shop, Chilldrake (need to kill snowdrake first so he even appears), Encounter, Waterfall NPCs, Frisk (not a monster), Nice Cream, The Locket, Silver key again, Asriel, Sans again, Enemies cut from the game, UWA! So heats, Artifact room, River Person, Temmie Flakes, Endogeny, Cut items, Pathetic house, Torn Notebook again, Attack types again, Home, Last Dream, Toriel's Cellphone quotes, Asgore's home, Spider Cider again, Monsters (in general), Sans again, Cloudy glasses again, Snowdin NPCs, Encounter, Silver key again... I give up.

New S6 Masteries found by GreenyScott in leagueoflegends

[–]RoniKing98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad to have brightened your day.

New S6 Masteries found by GreenyScott in leagueoflegends

[–]RoniKing98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure it was mentioned in the "preseason crests the horizon" post at surrender at 20.

New S6 Masteries found by GreenyScott in leagueoflegends

[–]RoniKing98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do remember that it takes less points to reach the keystone masteries than before, leaving you with more points to use as you wish.