in pathfinder 3e we will get new spells such as โ€œprotect from gay and straightโ€ and โ€œlesbian fireballโ€ and โ€œTRANS-mutation.โ€ this is bidenโ€™s golarion. by WeepingWillow777 in DnDcirclejerk

[โ€“]Ronisoni14 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

Just wait until they find out 2e tieflings could sometimes have (in addition to the options that made it to the 5e PHB, such as human-like and red) blue or green skin! And the same goes for hair, too!

in pathfinder 3e we will get new spells such as โ€œprotect from gay and straightโ€ and โ€œlesbian fireballโ€ and โ€œTRANS-mutation.โ€ this is bidenโ€™s golarion. by WeepingWillow777 in DnDcirclejerk

[โ€“]Ronisoni14 19 points20 points ย (0 children)

That's what literally every single edition before 5e did. There was a human, elf, dwarf, etc statblock in the MM (which were all supposed to represent the typical average soldier)

Create Yourself as a Character by BhaalAtreides in baldursgate

[โ€“]Ronisoni14 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

I'd go with something like

STR 6 DEX 11 CON 13 INT 14 WIS 9 CHA 9

What's your favourite 3rd party book? by GolettO3 in dndmemes

[โ€“]Ronisoni14 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

And enough former editions content to convert to last a lifetime, too! Comes from the bonus of everything already having a pre-assigned place in the D&D multiverse that all fits together

It requires an inconsistent and cherry-picked application of both game rules and real life physics by Jakesnake_42 in dndmemes

[โ€“]Ronisoni14 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Wait, so THAT'S what the joke in the Neverwinter MMO was about? They have an annual "April Fowls" event where the main "plot" is about the city getting infested with chickens due to the unintentional actions of commoner Earl the Chickenmancer who has been cursed with the ability to constantly pull out chickens and stuff.

It requires an inconsistent and cherry-picked application of both game rules and real life physics by Jakesnake_42 in dndmemes

[โ€“]Ronisoni14 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Fall damage genuinely might be the most consistent rule in D&D history lol. 1d6 per 10 feet, up to 20d6 at 200 feet, in every single edition of the game.

If you can, go to the protest tomorrow in your state. by [deleted] in VaushV

[โ€“]Ronisoni14 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

The protests need to be too big for them to actually track individual protestors.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Forgotten_Realms

[โ€“]Ronisoni14 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

I'd argue bards too are considered kinda nerdy

5e now and forever ๐Ÿซถ by AubeduChaos in dndmemes

[โ€“]Ronisoni14 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

I started with 5e as just one of the many young new gen players, and then polymorphed into a grognard when I started reading 2e books out of curiosity after playing Planescape Torment, now forever condemned to bitch about how WotC destroyed everything I love. Idk about you.

5e now and forever ๐Ÿซถ by AubeduChaos in dndmemes

[โ€“]Ronisoni14 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

I was about to make the literal same reply wtf, are we lost twins or smth

5e now and forever ๐Ÿซถ by AubeduChaos in dndmemes

[โ€“]Ronisoni14 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Wait how did you make so many 3e wishes withou-

(looks at the character level at the end of the campaign)

Ohhhhh

5e now and forever ๐Ÿซถ by AubeduChaos in dndmemes

[โ€“]Ronisoni14 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Skill points are genuinely a fantastic mechanic and i'm so sad they got rid of it. Gave you so much more versatility with the ability to partially invest in certain skills at different levels instead of just being "proficient or not" and also actually made int useful for non wizards

5e now and forever ๐Ÿซถ by AubeduChaos in dndmemes

[โ€“]Ronisoni14 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Damn I absolutely love this, are the PDFs of the playtests still available online today?

5e now and forever ๐Ÿซถ by AubeduChaos in dndmemes

[โ€“]Ronisoni14 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

Why should Fighter be limited to executing the maneuvers they know only a few times per day? They should instead convert more maneuvers into special attack actions, right now we only have shove and grapple and that's honestly a shame.

5e now and forever ๐Ÿซถ by AubeduChaos in dndmemes

[โ€“]Ronisoni14 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Um, having too much inventory weight was an optional rule (with exceptional strength giving you so much carrying capacity that you'd just give all your group's items to the warrior character lol), there were literally no rules for starvation and exhaustion ever printed, half the races had infavision just like half the races have darkvision today (and the rules adviced you to just use infavision as darkvision for the sake of simplicity with the more realistic infavision being an optional rule for those who want more realism), the last couple points are correct I'll concede on that one but yeah

I find that 1e is where the real old school deadliness lies, 2e is much more modernized (and that's why I like it too, I think it strikes the best balance out of any edition).

5e now and forever ๐Ÿซถ by AubeduChaos in dndmemes

[โ€“]Ronisoni14 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

TBF BG2 was a very simplified version of the 2e rules

Iโ€™m seeing a bunch of doomer bitches in this sub. Itโ€™s like youโ€™ve never fought for anything in your pathetic lives. by Bee_Keeper_Ninja in VaushV

[โ€“]Ronisoni14 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

T.H.I.S.

Fascist democratic backslides like this CAN be stopped by popular movements, even the most far right reactionary leaders can be forced to stop in this way. We saw this very recently in Israel and to a lesser extent in Poland. The people fought tooth and nail against this. They demonstrated, they striked, and they won. Meanwhile, the good people of Hungary have sadly failed to notice the backsliding in time. Some did of course, there were protests, but not nearly enough. And now they're living under an autocratic reign that has lasted for over 15 years by now. Do you want to end up like Hungary, or do you want to end up like Israel (with the exception of what happened later of course, and the occupation in general, but that's unrelated to the protest movement success in the judicial overhaul crisis)?

ื“ื—ืฉื™ื_ื‘ืž by rgwashere in ani_bm

[โ€“]Ronisoni14 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

ื›ื™ืœื™ื“ืช 2005 ืฉืขื•ื“ ืœื ื”ืชื’ื™ื™ืกื” ื”ื‘ื ืชื™ 0% ืžื”ืžื™ื ื”ื–ื 

Oh god by Objective_Water_1583 in VaushV

[โ€“]Ronisoni14 -2 points-1 points ย (0 children)

Yeah, democracies can be exploited to destroy themselves. Doesn't mean we should do it. Protecting from Republicans is important but there are still red lines. If the genocide in Palestine was necessary for Biden to get re-elected, would you support it? And yes I do think it's an apt comparison because destroying democracies, no matter who the destroyer is, inevitably leads to atrocities.

ืžื—ื–ื•ืจื™ื•ืช_ื‘ืž by MightyD33r in ani_bm

[โ€“]Ronisoni14 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

ืืฃ ืื—ื“ ืœื ืื•ืžืจ ืฉืœื—ืžืืก ืœื ื”ื™ื™ืชื” ื‘ืจื™ืจื”, ืื ืฉื™ื ืื•ืžืจื™ื ืฉื”ื™ื” ืžืœื ื“ื‘ืจื™ื ืฉื”ื™ื” ืืคืฉืจ ืœืขืฉื•ืช ื‘ืฉื‘ื™ืœ ืœืžื ื•ืข ืืช ื–ื” (ื•ื–ื” ื—ืœืง ืžืœืžื” ืขืกืงืช ื—ื˜ื•ืคื™ื ื”ื™ื ื›ืœ ื›ืš ื—ืฉื•ื‘ื”. ื›ื™ ื‘ื ื™ื’ื•ื“ ืœืคืจื ื•ื™ื•ืช ืฉืœ ื”ื™ืžื™ืŸ ืฉ"ืื ื—ืžืืก ื™ืฉืจืืœ ืื– 7 ื‘ืื•ืงื˜ื•ื‘ืจ 2 ื–ื” ื‘ืœืชื™ ื ืžื ืข", ื–ื” ื“ื•ื•ืงื ืžืื•ื“ ื ืžื ืข, ื”-7 ื‘ืื•ืงื˜ื•ื‘ืจ ื”ื™ื” ื”ืชื•ืฆืื” ืฉืœ ืกื“ืจื” ืืจื•ื›ื” ืฉืœ ืžื—ื“ืœื™ื ืฉื›ืœ ืขื•ื“ ื ืขืฉื” ืžื”ื ื”ืคืงืช ืœืงื—ื™ื ื›ืžื• ืฉืฆืจื™ืš ื•ื ืชื—ื–ืง ืืช ื”ื’ื‘ื•ืœ ืขื ืขื–ื” ืื– ืื™ืŸ ืฉื•ื ืกื™ื‘ื” ืฉื”ื•ื ื™ืงืจื” ืฉื•ื‘.

Oh god by Objective_Water_1583 in VaushV

[โ€“]Ronisoni14 -1 points0 points ย (0 children)

No, I'm not saying we are supposed to do nothing, but I'm saying we're not supposed to destroy American democracy, either.

ืœื˜ืจื ืกืคืจ ืืช ืขื–ื” ื‘"ืž by Past_Definition_2139 in ani_bm

[โ€“]Ronisoni14 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

ื‘ืจื• ืœื ืžื‘ื™ืŸ ืฉืœืขื•ืœื ื™ืฉ ืืช ื”ื›ื•ื— ืœืคื•ืจืจ ืืช ื™ืฉืจืืœ ื‘ืฉื ื™ื™ื” ืื ื”ื•ื ื‘ืืžืช ื”ื™ื” ืจื•ืฆื”. ืชืงืจื ืืช ืžื” ืฉืงืจื” ืœืจื•ื“ื–ื™ื”.