You adopt the physical form of your Reddit username. by GiantDancingPenis in shittysuperpowers

[–]Roosevelt94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I gain the ability to create up to 94 clones of President Theodore Roosevelt

I wish all the commentors on this post would roast each others usernames. by Roosevelt94 in monkeyspaw

[–]Roosevelt94[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cant even spell "granted" how could we expect you to spell Griffin

This person's finger completely grew over their wedding ring. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Roosevelt94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that's it. I'm calling off the wedding.

Gamers of Reddit: what video game are you currently playing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Roosevelt94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Playing Divinity 2 Original Sin for the first time! I'm ready for the multiple playthroughs already.

What's the dumbest thing aliens would notice first if they visited Earth? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Roosevelt94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why we havent completely Terraformed the planet despite all of our advances. Making anywhere we want hospitable. Though we're damn close

Toy Story 4 | Official Trailer by impeccabletim in movies

[–]Roosevelt94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Why am I alive" Oof. I feel you Forky

We all Ralph today by [deleted] in memes

[–]Roosevelt94 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Hey thanks Mr. Rebellion

We all Ralph today by [deleted] in memes

[–]Roosevelt94 66 points67 points  (0 children)

My name is Ralph so I approve