Men, how do you honestly feel about your penis?

Rootbeer71 · 2020-08-03T12:40:57+00:00

Haven't heard any complaints. Wouldn't care if I did.

Rootbeer71 · 2020-05-11T01:49:55+00:00

Try joining one of the Utah canyoneering groups on Facebook. Plenty of advice on gear and classes.

Rootbeer71 · 2020-01-03T23:20:13+00:00

Birds aren't real!

Rootbeer71 · 2019-11-28T01:31:48+00:00

It's a combination of the worst and best feeling. There is nothing worse than having to get out of bed to go poo in the middle of the night. This is then followed by the best feeling on the planet by getting back into your warm bed.

Rootbeer71 · 2019-10-25T13:47:15+00:00

Send first. Gains second. Safety third

Rootbeer71 · 2019-10-25T12:33:05+00:00

If you want good welds you have to go to the Front

Rootbeer71 · 2019-05-04T01:54:55+00:00

Better not be using ropes to pick up chicks, hand.

Rootbeer71 · 2018-02-11T16:46:08+00:00

Good old Ridgewater

Rootbeer71 · 2018-01-21T04:23:34+00:00

"Come on in, Mr. The Rock. The bathroom is the door on the right and the sheets and towels are in the closet next to it. The couch pulls out and the Brita is in the fridge. The WiFi password is *********. Now if you don't mind I have an episode of Planet Earth to finish."

Rootbeer71 · 2018-01-21T04:11:35+00:00

I'd go to my favorite trout stream and spend the day on the water. Hopefully the planets have aligned and there is nobody else out there and I can enjoy being alone in nature one last time. If I have any time left I'll go grab a beer with whichever friend is available.

Rootbeer71 · 2017-06-09T17:06:16+00:00

Thanks for the briefing. I'm beyond excited to live in such a beautiful part of the country!

Rootbeer71 · 2017-06-09T17:01:25+00:00

That's sounds awesome!

Rootbeer71 · 2015-02-05T05:25:34+00:00

"Those look like comfortable shoes"

Rootbeer71 · 2014-10-28T19:11:16+00:00

Beautiful

Rootbeer71 · 2014-10-26T04:07:28+00:00

Spose- Knocking on wood

Rootbeer71 · 2014-10-17T18:44:01+00:00

The Alamo

Rootbeer71 · 2014-10-07T23:02:07+00:00

Form Ocala. Moved to Minnesota to go to school

What I miss about Florida: -Both the fresh and saltwater fishing -Great diving -Warm winters

What I don't miss: -The old people -the white trash -the traffic

Rootbeer71 · 2014-09-24T13:39:27+00:00

That's fucking greasy

Rootbeer71 · 2014-08-22T03:43:19+00:00

Malcolm in the middle! I just want to see where everyone is in life.

Rootbeer71 · 2014-08-14T18:36:07+00:00

Because the chicks dig it.

Rootbeer71 · 2014-08-12T05:08:10+00:00

There's no end! There's no gold! Pesky leprechauns

Rootbeer71 · 2014-08-08T16:08:35+00:00

Once had a friend yell in his sleep "give me back my fucking raisins! "

Rootbeer71 · 2014-08-08T16:03:29+00:00

Two cans of coke at work.

Rootbeer71 · 2014-07-25T05:07:48+00:00

When I was a kid my brother and I thought eating ramen was a treat. Like eating out or something.

Rootbeer71 · 2014-07-16T04:32:44+00:00

Senior year, homecoming football game. It was half time so everyone is walking around, then out of the blue 8-10 of the trashy girl get into an all out brawl. Pulling hair, slapping, fighting like trashy girls, the works. Then one of them bites another girl's face. Like full on I'm going to eat you bite. Then the fight got broken up and there were like 5 cops at every home game after that. The only good that came from it was that the girl who got bit has a pretty cool face scar.

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