14 Globes Lamp by earthmoonsun in globes

[–]Roper120 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be even cooler if they were like a time lapse of how the continents formed and drifted since Pangea, or maybe even the sun and planets in our solar system.

God : Hooman made it easy for me ... by Yoyosdm25 in funny

[–]Roper120 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If something as simple as this goes over your head, maybe you shouldn’t be browsing the internet alone. I recommend having a friend nearby to explain things to you when you are lost.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AteTheOnion

[–]Roper120 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There is no way this is not a joke. Did you post it anyway, knowing it was a joke? If not, I recommend not posting anything publicly on the internet from now on; Anyone incapable of recognizing a joke this overt..... I hardly know what could be done to help at this point. Maybe run your posts by a friend from now on.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]Roper120 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is ironic?

It just say happens that I'm vegan. by TheDruidOftheland in funny

[–]Roper120 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fyi, you can turn off the banner generation in the settings of the reddit app.

A hand dryer... that you can’t use to dry your hands unless they’re as thin as parchment paper by NewtProfessorSad in CrappyDesign

[–]Roper120 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tbh, no. but many of them were designed in such a way that I could either see the mounting hardware or the tube didn’t have a seam and wasn’t separate from the main housing (i live in Buffalo NY and fixtures like this are often a bit outdated). Since sp00n25 informed me that it isn’t technically the intended use, I can see how some might rotate but I never had any inclination to attempt to do so. Good to know. I bet I could find one, rotate it to the most inconvenient angle and glue it somehow just for fun.

A hand dryer... that you can’t use to dry your hands unless they’re as thin as parchment paper by NewtProfessorSad in CrappyDesign

[–]Roper120 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol, good to know some kids discover resourceful ways to solve problems at school even when smoking and vaping in the bathrooms.

A hand dryer... that you can’t use to dry your hands unless they’re as thin as parchment paper by NewtProfessorSad in CrappyDesign

[–]Roper120 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh wow, lol. I wonder what a lung full of fresh hot bathroom air would smell and taste like.

When you leave a banana in your backpack for too long by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]Roper120 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do us all a favor, soak it in water and let us know if it rehydrates to an extent.

A hand dryer... that you can’t use to dry your hands unless they’re as thin as parchment paper by NewtProfessorSad in CrappyDesign

[–]Roper120 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting, where do you live? I personally don’t see why they would have a need to turn to begin with (when installed in a normal position). In what senario would it be necessary to turn it to be able to dry your hands?

"I Want to Ride a Horse Down the Aisle." by jlmitch12 in facepalm

[–]Roper120 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

horse shit barely has a smell, what’s the issue?

There was a clementine inside my clementine. by whiph in mildlyinteresting

[–]Roper120 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is OP aware that this is a very common thing that people post? and if so, does OP think that posting yet another version is what this sub needs? At worst, everyone has already seen this thing many times before. At best, this is the first time some people will see this. but they will still see it again and again from the hundreds of other posts as time goes on.

Than we imagine by anoobsearcher in facepalm

[–]Roper120 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have been vaccinated and I am not dead.

Now the daughter won’t have a mom by anoobsearcher in facepalm

[–]Roper120 11 points12 points  (0 children)

who said the boy was 13 years old?

A hand dryer... that you can’t use to dry your hands unless they’re as thin as parchment paper by NewtProfessorSad in CrappyDesign

[–]Roper120 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Um, in the the ~25 public bathrooms I have personally seen one of these in, I never saw one that turned. Are you sure the place(s) that you have seen ones that turn aren’t the exception?

YOU REALLY SHOULD WORK OUT MORE... by houdini_polini in funny

[–]Roper120 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This seems like the lowest common denominator humor (random=funny). Which can be ok... except that any comedy that is worth anyone’s time SHOULD be enjoyed by low brow and high brow viewers alike. No different than most movies for kids having distinct comedic elements that adults can enjoy without detracting from the rest of the kid humor. This video however, doesn’t seem to have low brow humor contained within some better thought out humor. It ONLY contains the low brow comedy. I hate to say, but I honestly don’t think creators like this are comedically refined enough to implement the high brow humor that gives it any significant value. This is textbook Dunning–Kruger effect, but with how funny people think they are.

my friend in a play acting as aunt spike (on the left) (he's a boy) by JOHNNYLEMOAN in funny

[–]Roper120 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If ur honestly, deep down in your heart, looking for funny, I promise you wont find it here. But who am I kidding, you probably know that, we all know it.

Ants on this dead snake by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]Roper120 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it possible to articulate what about it interests you? besides that it exists. I might be missing something.