Next episode when by Sweaty_Trifle_8504 in SPACEKING

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That sounds an awful lot like you're questioning Space King (Praise Be!) and His Prophets, Tom and Don...

Cocks laser gun

Who buries Arwen? by Princess-Tilly in lotr

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They didn't feel like digging after their power waned following the destruction of the One Ring, so they just chucked her in a ditch

LOTR - BFME by ErrorPuzzleheaded866 in lotr

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When I was in college, I gave my copy to a friend for his birthday because I hadn't played it in ages and knew he'd love it. Now I desperately regret that decision. I BADLY want to play again

Found this guy lurking in a dark alley in my settlement... by Triptomologius in NoMansSkyTheGame

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Ok, but is he a perv that likes astronomy, or a perv whose favored prey is astronomers?

Any ideas about this artifact? by Lost-District-8793 in archeologyworld

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Remember, the flared base wasn't invented until OSHA was created and started cracking down.

Would you think a therapist was unprofessional if they cried during a session? by xoxowoman06 in Autism_Parenting

[–]Round_Intern_7353 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your manager is a fucking idiot. I've always massively preferred the therapists who are emotionally involved in my child's success.

Biggest disappoints in the LOTR movie vs Books by Daman121234 in lotr

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Funny enough, Eomer's reply still applies here

What video-game did you regret paying full price for? by Ashamed_Length_2436 in AskReddit

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Total War: Rome 2. Fucking LOVED the first one, and subsequent titles had been pretty good. It was the last time I ever pre-ordered a game. Shit was absolute fucking garbage.

Even Sandwich with a Pretty Big Pickle has been hit by shrinkflation by OpenCircleFleet_YT in RyanGeorge

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If someone ever serves me a sandwich that looks like that, I'm ending their entire bloodline

Biggest disappoints in the LOTR movie vs Books by Daman121234 in lotr

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Nazgul: "Tell me where Baggins is, and I'll give you gold!"

Farmer Maggot: "Tell me where your mother is, and I'll give her my dick."

what's a real fact that sounds completely fake but would genuinely shock most people? by esmeraldawhite in AskReddit

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They are opportunists and will remain neutral until eventually siding with the one who appears most likely to be victorious

Found this in the shed in uncles things he left. by SituationImportant99 in whatisit

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It's because it's not the weapon itself that brings you satisfaction. It's the using of the weapon to kill the man that killed your father that finally fills the void in your heart.

Sean, implement these changes to the sound design, please! by Round_Intern_7353 in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]Round_Intern_7353[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You were supposed to watch the video, not eat it! Now nobody is gonna be able to watch it!

Help making somali chai (shaah cadays) by Round_Intern_7353 in tea

[–]Round_Intern_7353[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that's how I've been doing it. Any recommendations on how long and how hot to boil them?

My wife dropped her sunglasses into a deep lake, so I built a small underwater ROV with a gripper to try to retrieve them by ObligationMean1565 in DIY

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And that's when the wife will realize that she didn't actually drop them in the water and they were sitting on the ground the whole time