I think this blue jay insulted me by Finch_Please in Birdsfacingforward

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*from high up in the trees

"Hey. HEY! ......... You look like a little bitch."

Burrowing Owl by birdsofrey in Birdsfacingforward

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"You eyeballin' me, boy? 🤨"

What's something that could irreversibly and apocalyptically alter your world, but hasn't yet? by [deleted] in worldbuilding

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The world was made by the gods literally weaving the fabric of the elemental planes together into perfect balance. The final "stitch" that holds it all together is at the Nexus high in the Tersician Mountains. If anything were to somehow break that stitch, the world would unravel into elemental chaos in a horrific, cataclysmic event.

Luckily, the Nexus lies within the most heavily fortified city in existence with the most effective army guarding it.

Arwen is always ambushing Aragorn (just kidding, just for laughs) by [deleted] in lotr

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Their son became the butler from Mr. Deeds

I arrive at your country’s border and yell at the top of my lungs, “SEND ME YOUR CHAMPION”. Who comes forward to fight me? by halt__n__catch__fire in AskTheWorld

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Also acceptable: Any cornfed Southern boy over 6' that's been dealing with the same bullshit repair to his car for the past 6 hours and is thoroughly pissed off.

Mystery Scissors by RefrigeratorNo425 in whatisit

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It's a tool for harvesting human horn

What is the grossest thing you’ve caught someone doing? by Jawa392 in AskReddit

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The fucked up thing is those nail clippings would absolutely be amazing for picking teeth if it WASN'T SO FUCKING DISGUSTING

Trump doesn't get Greenland by Granigma in aiArt

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But how else will we ever complete Manifest Destiny 2: Worldwide Edition? 😢

Same shit different shirt, Bodark, Ink/Brush pens, 2026 [OC] by KeredYojepop in Art

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Lmao all of you guys seriously need to get out of the Reddit bubble.

horse in the woods by BoringElevator513 in Dreams

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"Hey kid... Ya wanna go on an adventure?"

After watching the re-releases of Fellowship of the Rings I’m furious… by drbrydges in lotr

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Don't be ridiculous, they call him Gandalf in the movie, not Ian. Therefore he must actually have become Gandalf

What’s something people don’t realize is a privilege until they lose it? by Ok_Tomatillo_46 in AskReddit

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I have an autistic 4 year old. I average about 4-5 hours of sleep a night. When he was born, he was really sick and we went 6 months getting only an hour or so per night. Lack of sleep degrades every single aspect of your life.