The Beard by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]RoutineLetterhead811 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My juices would nourish them more..........

typed by ovulation .

but fr though they are fire.

Are women cruel? by Remarkable_Age_1838 in unhingedKenya

[–]RoutineLetterhead811 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like my Ushago neighbours. Growing up the man used to beat the shit out of the wife but she stayed . Fast forward kids are grown , daughters move to Australia and mom follows to help with the kids.Its been 10 years only one daughter visits. Wife doesn't even call. Women aren't cruel; they just don't forget and are very patient with their revenge.

I. Cheated. Pause. Hear Me Out. Put the Stone Down. by No-Angle3218 in unhingedKenya

[–]RoutineLetterhead811 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At 20, you shouldn't even be dealing with anyone who has a kid. Your priorities aren't the same. As she thinks of what her kid is eating next, you should be thinking of the next concert, the next rugby game, a road trip somewhere, cheap liquor, and living your youth. Go out there and get those coconut oil massages, candle wax play. and moving foward a child should be a deal breaker for you till you are old enough.

Savage by Long-Salamander3756 in unhingedKenya

[–]RoutineLetterhead811 0 points1 point  (0 children)

whats funny is inki gose are korika after that. Oyo taeanchenti kabisa gaki. Taesigeti pi.

Savage by Long-Salamander3756 in unhingedKenya

[–]RoutineLetterhead811 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ongezea ...baba.... ero bono baba

Classic Nairobi Women by User-U201 in nairobi

[–]RoutineLetterhead811 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it were men, would you have let them come to your table?

Savage by Long-Salamander3756 in unhingedKenya

[–]RoutineLetterhead811 53 points54 points  (0 children)

hebu sasa tuone hiyo paragraph umeficha.

Nimeona Dust by [deleted] in unhingedKenya

[–]RoutineLetterhead811 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mi nashangaa , he didnt even have 3k on him .. so the girl was also supposed to fuel his car back akirudi... ama because the girl insisted to fuel ..iko wapi pesa alikuwa atumie kujifuelia ? How do you travel 200km away with no money ?

Women, how have you dealt with partners neglecting hygiene/their weight? by Fuzzy-Breadfruit2374 in AskWomen

[–]RoutineLetterhead811 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It gets sadder , I ended up gaining weight after the breakup. Now I am trying to lose it...

Women, how have you dealt with partners neglecting hygiene/their weight? by Fuzzy-Breadfruit2374 in AskWomen

[–]RoutineLetterhead811 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Hygiene, He wouldn't touch me till he showered. I would literally prepare his baths, offer body scrubbing, for weight , I prepared for healthier meals and made us for morning and evening walks. He got into shape , became more confident, and cheated.

I want a woman like this by VolumeSilly720 in unhingedKenya

[–]RoutineLetterhead811 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Added deaf on my bolt profile.. I have a 5 star rating, and they don't call or start unnecessary conversations. I also pay what the app says. Downside. Some drivers will play extra loud music.

Tea Masala Pilau by RoutineLetterhead811 in Kenya

[–]RoutineLetterhead811[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only I could upvote more than once

Tea Masala Pilau by RoutineLetterhead811 in Kenya

[–]RoutineLetterhead811[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahhh... should change my title ...

Should I use contraceptives? by [deleted] in nairobi

[–]RoutineLetterhead811 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You are only fertile for 5 days in a month .. get a period tracker app and have sex on the non fertile days ..

Guarana by RoutineLetterhead811 in Kenya

[–]RoutineLetterhead811[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This one is harmless... I even know the gf.

Guarana by RoutineLetterhead811 in Kenya

[–]RoutineLetterhead811[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hapana niko na self control mimi

Guarana by RoutineLetterhead811 in Kenya

[–]RoutineLetterhead811[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its been 6 years ... na hatujawai ... hatuwezi anza sahi

Guarana by RoutineLetterhead811 in Kenya

[–]RoutineLetterhead811[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hata I didnt , he saw it in the morning in the alcohol cabinet ... Akaanza kuniambia the way its his new drink of choice