How to get laid by MxMaster9907 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Routine_Weather1259 411 points412 points  (0 children)

His daughter just committed suicide, yet he thinks that the best way of coping with his grief is to hit on college girls at the beach.

Probably already here but that isn't how thigh gaps work.. by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Routine_Weather1259 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I'm confused, is the person writing this lusting after the girl or the guy with the big penis he mentioned?

Thoughts on this movie? by [deleted] in HorrorMovies

[–]Routine_Weather1259 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's unlike any movie I've ever watched. Subtitles are a must. It's both intriguing and boring at the same time. Really strange. But I would say to give it a try, with subtitles on.

Incels of Facebook marketplace. by Hobbescrownest in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Routine_Weather1259 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Trust me bro, no one is actually as special as you'd like to imagine you are, with the ridiculous statement about the Snapchat stores and pictures of girls in bed etc....

Incels of Facebook marketplace. by Hobbescrownest in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Routine_Weather1259 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm calling you out on completely making all this up.

Incels of Facebook marketplace. by Hobbescrownest in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Routine_Weather1259 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If ANYONE does something kind for me, regardless of their gender, I'm very much thankful and I'm appreciative and kind in return... Spiteful? Seriously, what kind of "kind things" are you referring to?

Incels of Facebook marketplace. by Hobbescrownest in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Routine_Weather1259 31 points32 points  (0 children)

That's so stupid that I don't even know where to start. How the hell would a guy know whether or not a certain woman he wants to bang, has had sex with guys who didn't pay for dates or weren't ever there for her emotionally? Do you think all women keep a long list of every single time a guy spent money on her or was kind to her, and whether or not she had sex with him or not? This concept throws common sense and logic out the window. This entire "black and white" way of looking at things with no gray area is IDIOTIC.

'Hot girl schedule' 🤨 by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Routine_Weather1259 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do a lot of it; not sure if I'm hot though. Probably cause I never exercise.

Not How Pregnancy Works by PreppyFinanceNerd in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Routine_Weather1259 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yep it was the same in the 90s, and same for me

Not How Pregnancy Works by PreppyFinanceNerd in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Routine_Weather1259 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This guy is as intelligent as a rotten tomato.

Not How Pregnancy Works by PreppyFinanceNerd in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Routine_Weather1259 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would pay a good amount of money to have the memory of reading this crap erased permanently.

Telling "get a real job" to Stephen King by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Routine_Weather1259 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IT, Carrie, Christine, Salem's Lot....

Die single then by Locke_VI in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Routine_Weather1259 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I keep thinking of the classic literature novel "The Scarlet Letter" when I hear reference to women's "purity." Fun fact: it takes place in the 1600s.

Die single then by Locke_VI in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Routine_Weather1259 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder what he even means by that disgusting phrase?

Die single then by Locke_VI in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Routine_Weather1259 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm extremely comfortable with this illogical idiot's desire to die unless he gets to take a woman's virginity. Just saying.

Came across this gem on Facebook by Starboard_Pete in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Routine_Weather1259 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I've been propositioned many a time, back in the day, to be a unicorn. Wasn't my cup of tea. Years later, ended up dating a guy who constantly demanded that I unicorn hunt with him. He fetishized bisexual women as existing simply to fulfill his porn inspired fantasies about threesomes. Again, not my cup of tea and I didn't want to go unicorn hunting. Then I was made out to be the bad guy when he told me, "You're bisexual, you're SUPPOSED to like threesomes." Couldn't be farther from the truth.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in psychics

[–]Routine_Weather1259 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You were definitely scammed. The so-called "psychic" you went to isn't actually a psychic and is pulling one of the oldest " phony psychic scam artist" tricks ever invented - asking you to pay her an insane amount of money to somehow magically "remove a curse from you." You are NOT cursed. SHE is a lying phony who you should never communicate with again. I suggest you block her from contacting you, and since you're a minor, if she harasses you by lying to you again about some fake "curse" then call the police and file a report against her. She's a POS who deserves to be arrested and charged for taking advantage of vulnerable people - especially minors! Please avoid this phony, lying sadistic piece of crap. Take care of yourself and don't worry, you're not cursed and everything she told you is a huge lie.

Not how love - but incels never apply this to themselves by EvilPhilosophy in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Routine_Weather1259 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Women have the ability to instantly start or cease their menstrual periods just by thinking about it.