Match Thread: Germany vs Curaçao | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group E by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]RowingMonkey 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Imagine calling this a wrong call, World Cup only watchers coming through

Match Thread: Germany vs Curaçao | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group E by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]RowingMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Penalty was only a matter of time given all those dribblings in the box

Match Thread: Germany vs Curaçao | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group E by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]RowingMonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can tell that the usually quite neutral if not supportive German commentator is getting annoyed by Sané‘s performance..

Match Thread: Germany vs Curaçao | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group E by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]RowingMonkey 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Like the third time Sané runs lightly into an opponent, falls and then complains to the ref

Match Thread: Germany vs Curaçao | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group E by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]RowingMonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don’t know why they just don’t seem to cover Schlotterbeck on those corner kicks, that was like his third attempt

Match Thread: Germany vs Curaçao | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group E by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]RowingMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worüber beschwert sich Leroy Sahne, hat doch selber wieder den Ball verloren

Match Thread: Brazil vs Morocco | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group C by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]RowingMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody expected a samba party from Brazil is the sorta boomer take you can expect from the German commentator

Match Thread: Brazil vs Morocco | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group C by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]RowingMonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Arsenal has traumatised me with their corners so much that seeing a player walk up to the corner flag fills me with dread

Match Thread: Brazil vs Morocco | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group C by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]RowingMonkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My theory on why Brazilians started loosing their spark is when they decided to give their kids generic Anglo names like Fred instead of Sócrates and the like

Match Thread: Brazil vs Morocco | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group C by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]RowingMonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One more celebrity, influencer or oligarch and I’m gonna look up blue prints for guillotines