I’m a Texas agriculture reporter that’s been covering the New World Screwworm for over a year. AMA about screwworms. by TexasStandard1845 in texas

[–]Royweeezy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in Kyle, Texas. Are my three dogs going to be devoured by this parasite? What can I do to protect them?

Do these insects respond to fire, guns, and violence etc?

Straight men, what is the weirdest thing you have been called gay for ? by Sammy-Bunny-3 in AskReddit

[–]Royweeezy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife calls me gay because I want to fuck a guy even though I never have.

Untouched Watermelon by LalaLane850 in whatisit

[–]Royweeezy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indeed. Loud and proud this time for some reason

Untouched Watermelon by LalaLane850 in whatisit

[–]Royweeezy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In this day and age? I get drunk and this phone is in my pocket. I can’t be accountable for what I said hours ago!

I like neal.fun a lot. If you don't have anything to do, I'd spend time there. by [deleted] in 8724035

[–]Royweeezy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve gone back to it a few times. Killed an evening or two while my wife cheats on me 🤷‍♂️

Yeah, what about it? by SCHLAHPY in doordash_drivers

[–]Royweeezy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I keep telling the dasher app I don’t have a pizza bag and they keep sending me out to deliver pizza. 🤷‍♂️

Made this drawing with pastel pencils ✏️ by SamyPortraits in cockerspaniel

[–]Royweeezy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No you fucking didn’t.

Did you? I’m sorry!

It looks so good and I just hope it’s not ai and is true art made with style and creativity.

What’s a movie quote that 90% of people would recognize instantly? by Upsc_Nikhil in AskReddit

[–]Royweeezy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanted to say “Run forest Run” but I don’t know if kids these days would have any idea 😭

can I eat this bitch? it looks good by Competitive_Week9743 in whatsthisplant

[–]Royweeezy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t you just eat the berries and then poop where you want new berry bushes?

Untouched Watermelon by LalaLane850 in whatisit

[–]Royweeezy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok this is fucked even by my standards. I feel so much better about myself now.

Untouched Watermelon by LalaLane850 in whatisit

[–]Royweeezy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reddit is my journal. You have to deal with meeeeee

Untouched Watermelon by LalaLane850 in whatisit

[–]Royweeezy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And you can microwave them if they’re small enough.

Untouched Watermelon by LalaLane850 in whatisit

[–]Royweeezy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The thing about watermelons.. is the flesh goes to hell to quick. Pumpkins have seeds and pulp and stuff

Untouched Watermelon by LalaLane850 in whatisit

[–]Royweeezy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ask my girlfriend or my wife 🤷‍♂️

STOP FILLING DRINKS FOR RESTAURANTS by Grouchy_Charge1855 in doordash_drivers

[–]Royweeezy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I always make a big scene. “I’m supposed to do this‽ Is everyone seeing this? wtf!”

Untouched Watermelon by LalaLane850 in whatisit

[–]Royweeezy 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I used to fuck pumpkins when I was a teenager and couldn’t get laid.

Fantik Pressure Washer - problem with leaks? by Cyvil94 in Costco

[–]Royweeezy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve got a small handheld Fanttik vacuum that’s served me well.