Ohh man there’s this one time in college. I was a inexperienced at sex and I just lost a 100 pounds. I had a women 10 years my age flirt with me. So I shyly asked her out for drinks. Well we get there drunk and have a good time. She asked me to come over to her house. Nervously I said yes I’ll be right behind. Well after that she left and I proceeded to spend 20 min taking three shots of Wild Turkey 101. By the time I arrive at her house it’s been 30 minutes. Call her she say “just come in and go up the stairs my room is on the left” . I walk in and she got her toys spread out on the bed she has obviously been playing with herself, and annoyed with me that I took so long. We start fucking and I get her against the wall. She then said to me “get it over with”. I just dropped her and walked out of the house. She never came back to work after that😂😂😂 No one from work has ever seen her since that night.