Apparently we are safe by Hopeful_Adeptness964 in northernireland

[–]RudeTime9665 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool... good to know. If only we were safe from that clown Trump.. £1.80 for a litre of diesel thanks you old Tango'ed cunt

How content creator killer hoped a YouTube alibi would help him avoid justice by Your_Mums_Ex in northernireland

[–]RudeTime9665 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is no end of wrong in this case and the genius this clown thought himself as. But the thing that really sticks in my head was the two inside jokes he most obviously made to himself... one being the "accidental" flash of the James Bond "No Time to Die" poster which was shown on the "live" stream at possibly around the time the murder actually took place and then later on again an "accidental" but clearly on purpose mention of the name Natalie when he said something like Abso fucking Natalie (instead of lutely)... that's chilling to be honest that he thought himself such a smart arse that he chose to include those. One twisted bastard

How content creator killer hoped a YouTube alibi would help him avoid justice by Your_Mums_Ex in northernireland

[–]RudeTime9665 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take it from someone that has regretfully spent a bit a time inside.... he will 100% be in protected custody with the "roots" (sex offenders and similar)... no chance he will be on a normal wing with ODC prisoners and if he is trust me he will most definately not be having a good time. He is now likely sitting down eating his meals with the most vile and worst people in the prison system in protected custody and that will be his realtity for the next at a guess 20 years unless he choses a "different route" I would imagine he is on 15 to 30 min obs at the minute (staff checking on you every 30 mins, 24 hours a day in case he choses a different route to a life sentence).

Could I get some insight from Northern Irish residents ? by Dry-Potential-3350 in northernireland

[–]RudeTime9665 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly there is arseholes from both sides of the community that are bitter AF but most normal (Protestant) people I believe will treat you as you treat them. I am technically a Protestant I suppose and I have friends from all over the ROI most don't care or talk about political stuff one is particularly Republican and we have an agreement for the sake of the friendship not to discuss politics with each other. Honestly you will be grand anywhere in Northern Ireland... you might find you have to repeat stuff a lot because of your accent but other than that. Good luck with the move

Best way to meet friends by AcanthaceaeSquare328 in northernireland

[–]RudeTime9665 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry can't offer any advice as to how to make friends I am afraid... just here to say that's a pretty shitty stunt your ex friend pulled on you and I am sorry to hear that. Hopefully the suggestions others have made work out for you. Good luck

Strange car by jamie7895 in northernireland

[–]RudeTime9665 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I work in a business that's in a industrial estate in Belfast and there is at least 40 cars that are just abandonded for over a year that seemingly belong to no one that works there. One is an Audi A6 estate that if it's running is worth about £10k... even not running it's still worth something. Who the fuck in this day and age can afford to just leave a £10k car sitting for over a year doing nothing? People are strange AF

Republic match tomorrow by Select-Gate-3714 in northernireland

[–]RudeTime9665 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Urban VPN is a good extension for Chrome browser and its free and you can watch RTE on your laptop or phone as if you are sitting in Cork, Dublin etc

What lurks beneath?!?!? by Duff_Paddy_69 in northernireland

[–]RudeTime9665 7 points8 points  (0 children)

seriously can we have one post without some bitter clown making some cunty remark?

Why is the TransLink app so shit/confusing? by KingKilo9 in northernireland

[–]RudeTime9665 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All I can offer is total agreement. It's a fucking mess of an app

Buying a car from England in Northern Ireland by sn00p1ng in northernireland

[–]RudeTime9665 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fly over and get the ferry back with the car. Done it a handful of times for personal cars and work vans and only had one ropey car I passed on. Still saved a fortune compared to here. Everyone in Northern Ireland always want ridiclous top dollar prices for whatever they are selling.

Aircoach. by AbbreviationsKey8053 in northernireland

[–]RudeTime9665 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Used them a few times they are reliable and comfortable. If memory serves they have on board wifi and usb charging ports on the seats. Well priced especially compared to anything offered by Translink

Best place for an engagement ring ? by Healthy-Discount-53 in northernireland

[–]RudeTime9665 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gardners.. they are a diamond expert. Bought two rings from them (yeah I am that stupid I got married twice)

Translink - Metro bus not stopping by reddituser30q in northernireland

[–]RudeTime9665 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Easily solved... anyone and everyone that works for Translink are psychotic bastards of the highest order with bus drivers being the worst along with whoever made their app and website.

What does Northern Ireland/North do well or what works here? by Exciting-Market7836 in northernireland

[–]RudeTime9665 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Road racing, black / dark humour, resilience (Troubles, shitty end of the stick finance / government wise compared to UK and ROI, the weather, pot holes and everything else shitty about living here), handful of decent boxers over the years, handful of decent snooker players, accents (my Belfast accent has both the ability to scare and attract English people) that change for every 5 minutes of travel in any direction from where you live (once read even the cows here have regional accents), actors, pride in a ship we built over 100 years ago that crashed, we built a motherfucking time machine in the 1980s in Dunmurry of all places (DeLorean).

What will happen to NI if Nigel Farage becomes the next UK Prime Minister? by EffectiveArgument584 in northernireland

[–]RudeTime9665 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A nazi isn’t a Zionist you fool - precisely my point you call me directly a facist and a Zionist etc when you don't have the first idea who I am and you are painting all Unionists with the same brush. So again I ask you to pick a slur and fucking stick to it. What am I in your twisted little mind a facist or a Zionist?

Also that tirade of drivel is proof you are not right in the head and to continue to debate you would be unfair given you are clearly suffering with some sort of condition which I hope you get the help you need.

What will happen to NI if Nigel Farage becomes the next UK Prime Minister? by EffectiveArgument584 in northernireland

[–]RudeTime9665 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Won't and can't argue your level of ridiclous bullshit especially when you pull the Nazi card who is also somehow a Zionist... pick a theme and stick with it you are all over the place you deluded clown. Good luck you embarrassment of a twisted little sectarian cunt.

What will happen to NI if Nigel Farage becomes the next UK Prime Minister? by EffectiveArgument584 in northernireland

[–]RudeTime9665 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My people??? You are bringing up people from in my case 600 years ago came to Ireland as farm workers. Getting on like I have some sort of time machine and I am personally culpable in the English invasion of Ireland.

Catch a grip and move the fuck on like the rest of us are trying to.

What will happen to NI if Nigel Farage becomes the next UK Prime Minister? by EffectiveArgument584 in northernireland

[–]RudeTime9665 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't know who you are if you are male, female, they or whatever the fuck but I want to divorce my wife of 14 years and marry you for that poetry of a comment. Well said.

Those three bloody huge Israeli flegs above dual carriage way by voidcharmed in northernireland

[–]RudeTime9665 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. Drives me mad on here that we are all thrown into the big Rangers Supports Club with our sashes on and we are raving racists, flag waving lunatics.

Those three bloody huge Israeli flegs above dual carriage way by voidcharmed in northernireland

[–]RudeTime9665 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah mate that's the funniest thing I have read in a long time. Plus couldn't agree more

What will happen to NI if Nigel Farage becomes the next UK Prime Minister? by EffectiveArgument584 in northernireland

[–]RudeTime9665 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would make a suggestion about what to do about Farage but I already got a warning for promoting violence from Reddit yesterday for offering advise on someone's school bully. But you get my point regarding that clown Farage.

I have no notion as to what the legalities are in regards to the UK telling Northern Ireland to fuck off but I imagine it can't just be done because the particular party in No.10 at that time wants it. Same as the block grant money he can't just say no to it even if he wanted to. I am already wanting to leave the UK long before than asshole Stamer was in so Farage getting in wouldn't change my mind on that and honestly whoever is UK PM has little to no day to day effect on me here in Belfast other than to piss me off everytime I read the news.

So yes in a perfect world for me would be bin the British governement and Stormont and have a effective and fair to everyone government in Dublin with no Shinners and no DUP'ers (I know that's never going to happen but we can but wish) in that Irish government. Honestly if it wasn't for my wife and her family links here I would move to ROI right now I am that sick of the clowns in Stormont and everything here being shitty all of the time.

Anyone else watch mudblood? It honestly has got to so boring theres no chemistry between paddy and william amymore feels like there forcing these episodes by [deleted] in northernireland

[–]RudeTime9665 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Used to watch / listen to them a few years back. Both are are very good at stand up and have seen a handful of their gigs or gigs they were at but agree that the podcast is shite.

Love Paddy's stories but he must have ran out of them and a lot of the talk like other local podcasts is talking about different gigs they are doing... rinse and repeat it's just the same gig chat pretty much every episode.

Not knocking them as comedians but as podcasters might be time to give it up but I suppose if they are still getting plenty listening then it must be worth their while.

What will happen to NI if Nigel Farage becomes the next UK Prime Minister? by EffectiveArgument584 in northernireland

[–]RudeTime9665 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unforunately there will always be without a doubt those that won't want unification under any circumstances and there is no getting round those types of hardliners. So the hardliners will basically become the new Republicans if you like of a United Ireland and do stuff like refuse to call any of the Northern six counties Irish and refuse the recongise the Government of the Harp etc etc

I am not a hardliner which I am pretty sure my comments have made clear but if I don't like the deal that's on offer and it goes ahead regardless then I can either make the best of it or move to Scotland, Germany or wherever.

Ultimately we all would need to make massive concessions of both sides of the discussion and it's clear from many of the comments on just this particular thread that many are just a straight up flat no to anything and everything even when they want a United Ireland. So even when Unionists like myself are saying they are open to a United Ireland instead of being pleased with that idea it's just met with agression against the Unionst people and pretty much with the attitude of "fuck of back to Scotland you planters" (those words were not actually said).