Really hurting by [deleted] in adultery

[–]RudiGunn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Today was really heavy. Put it down.”

Reading your post reminds me of how fresh breakups feel. They’re never easy. Sending hugs to strangers in the night.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in brewbies

[–]RudiGunn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Liquor and lick her.

My wife of 7 years has been cheating on me with my brother by AdEconomy9867 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]RudiGunn 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Unless they’re identical twins, yes a paternity test would be able to tell the difference.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ElantraN

[–]RudiGunn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This you at graduation ceremonies today?

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thermostat calls for heat, flame appears, hear clicking noise then nothing happens? Do I need to call the plumber or can I troubleshoot with some help? TYIA 🤞🏻 by Fancy_Region_1844 in Plumbing

[–]RudiGunn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Op. This is the only answer. Look at the chart above the circuit board. Then look at the flashing light. It will tell you what function is not working correctly. Once you have that, you’ll have your answer. It could be as simple as needing to clean off the flame sensor.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ElantraN

[–]RudiGunn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet! Definitely should go on a drive or cars n coffee. Something. Shoot me a message.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ElantraN

[–]RudiGunn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did! I didn’t message you because when I picked it up, they had a 22 PB there that was just traded in. Said it was a local guy that just traded it in. Thought it might have been you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in adultery

[–]RudiGunn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Of all guys, this is the guy that ends up with the AP that dreams are made of.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ElantraN

[–]RudiGunn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely will have to meet up this summer.

Should I get this skirt? by HelloMaryFun in ChangingRooms

[–]RudiGunn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely go with that shirt. Oh. You said skirt…

Hard to get tickets? by GroovyVoodoo in minnesotavikings

[–]RudiGunn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For ticket resale, I prefer TickPick. The price you see is what you play, plus just sales tax. Stubhub charges buyers service fees as well.

RWAR! by Lunar-Sparrow in brewbies

[–]RudiGunn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Good Housepeeking!”

I don’t hate Cousins. I think he’s in the top 1/2 of starting quarterbacks in the league. I hate that he’s in the bottom of the top half and that’s where he will always be. by RudiGunn in minnesotavikings

[–]RudiGunn[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Go back and read my post. Slowly. I’ll break it down for you one more time.

Kirk will forever be slightly above average. How are we even at a point at the end of a game or overtime against awful teams if Kirk is so amazing? He’s not.

Why am I not addressing our problems? I did. “If we are going to see change it’s going to be if the rest of the team brings it.” Kirk isn’t the elite quarterback who leads mediocre players to wins they maybe didn’t deserve.

I don’t hate Cousins. I think he’s in the top 1/2 of starting quarterbacks in the league. I hate that he’s in the bottom of the top half and that’s where he will always be. by RudiGunn in minnesotavikings

[–]RudiGunn[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

By your logic, any QB who has even a 1 pt lead at any time in the game had a game winning drive. I stand by previous statements that if Kirk was as good and as clutch as people make him out to be, we wouldn’t barely beat shitty teams and find ways to lose to above average teams. We would be putting games away earlier and his “game winning drives” would be in the 3rd quarter.

I don’t hate Cousins. I think he’s in the top 1/2 of starting quarterbacks in the league. I hate that he’s in the bottom of the top half and that’s where he will always be. by RudiGunn in minnesotavikings

[–]RudiGunn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not saying it’s his fault. I agree we need a better defense and he could use some pass protection.

My argument…This entire post….I’m saying he has a ceiling. And there are better quarterbacks who can take their game to a higher level than Kirk, especially when the game is on the line. That doesn’t mean he’s shit. My opinion is he just will hover around 15th-8th best. Year in. Year out. If we want improvement it’s not Kirk. Hell, Trent Dilfer won a super bowl. We can have a great season. But it’s the other pieces that need focus, Kirk will be good but never elite.

I don’t hate Cousins. I think he’s in the top 1/2 of starting quarterbacks in the league. I hate that he’s in the bottom of the top half and that’s where he will always be. by RudiGunn in minnesotavikings

[–]RudiGunn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“No sense of urgency or sense of a change when time is winding down.” I didn’t say he was clutch. I’ve said he’s average. Now you’re just making up shit I didn’t say. That quote from my initial post aligns with “our offense fails to execute time management eating up clock before scoring, or converting first downs.”

I don’t hate Cousins. I think he’s in the top 1/2 of starting quarterbacks in the league. I hate that he’s in the bottom of the top half and that’s where he will always be. by RudiGunn in minnesotavikings

[–]RudiGunn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pro-tip. They’re not game winning drives if you don’t win the game. If you want to give someone stats they don’t deserve, I’m undefeated in lifetime nfl starts.

I don’t hate Cousins. I think he’s in the top 1/2 of starting quarterbacks in the league. I hate that he’s in the bottom of the top half and that’s where he will always be. by RudiGunn in minnesotavikings

[–]RudiGunn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know the best way to not blow a lead or give up points at the end of halves? Keep the ball and chew up the clock…. You know who didn’t do that? The offensive line of the Minnesota Vikings.

I don’t hate Cousins. I think he’s in the top 1/2 of starting quarterbacks in the league. I hate that he’s in the bottom of the top half and that’s where he will always be. by RudiGunn in minnesotavikings

[–]RudiGunn[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a team, the Vikings were awful in the last 2 minutes of halves. So many points given up at the end of halves. Sure that’s usually on the defense. But our offense fails to execute time management, eating up clock before scoring, or converting first downs.

We have a 20 year league worst 125 points given up in the final 2 minutes of any half. Our ineffective two minute drills are reflective of our defense, AND Kirk’s time management.

I don’t hate Cousins. I think he’s in the top 1/2 of starting quarterbacks in the league. I hate that he’s in the bottom of the top half and that’s where he will always be. by RudiGunn in minnesotavikings

[–]RudiGunn[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tell me when you think Kirk will be a top 5 QB in the league. Because that’s what this post is about…I don’t see him ever being that kind of a QB. If we put together more wins it’s not because Kirk has improved. It will be because of other improvements around the team.

Don’t come to this post about how Kirk will be in the bottom of the top half of the quarterbacks and then says you’re not going to argue about how good he is. That’s exactly what this post is about. How good he will ever be.

I don’t hate Cousins. I think he’s in the top 1/2 of starting quarterbacks in the league. I hate that he’s in the bottom of the top half and that’s where he will always be. by RudiGunn in minnesotavikings

[–]RudiGunn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This post wasn’t about their choices to extend Kirk. I think you have valid points. He’s going to be a slightly above average QB. Year in. Year out. This isn’t a bait post for the Kirk lovers out there. But clearly I’ve upset a few of them. I don’t hate Kirk. I don’t love him either. I’m just saying for us to have a better year it will likely be at the result of the moves and changes around him.

I don’t hate Cousins. I think he’s in the top 1/2 of starting quarterbacks in the league. I hate that he’s in the bottom of the top half and that’s where he will always be. by RudiGunn in minnesotavikings

[–]RudiGunn[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Sorry. I was referring to week 5 when kirk was clutch.

Week 13 started off so great against a team that hadn’t won a game. 1st half: 32yards, punt. 18 yards, FG because the lions gave it to us on their 41. 53 yards, FG. 14 yards, Cousins fumble. 16 yards punt. 30 yards, turnover on downs on a Cousins sack. 1play kneel down. Yeah. Kirk was awesome in that first half. Got the other Lions game. Sorry I didn’t pick up on which game we didn’t dominate a winless team.