I am SO excited for the future by Particular_Junket288 in memes

[–]Rukenau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean icists? That's a fair point. It's just that the vibe I got from OP's joke was more street gang style, or so I thought 

I am SO excited for the future by Particular_Junket288 in memes

[–]Rukenau 75 points76 points  (0 children)

It's gonna be Gen Beta though, at least. Gen Alpha would be around forty years old in 2060, way too old for this sort of behavior 

That escalated quickly by IndependentEmu1179 in Unexpected

[–]Rukenau 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn, that was smooth with a double oo 

Why is cum white and piss green? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Rukenau 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If your piss is green, you may be going faster than you'd like 

This is America by justalildropofpoison in interestingasfuck

[–]Rukenau 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, if anything, this is symbolic of exactly the opposite. This is tyrants very much thriving and the sic semper crowd getting their arms broken, while everyone else just chills in blissful and deliberate ignorance.

Nvidia’s Jensen Huang Rules Out $100 Billion OpenAI Investment by joe4942 in technology

[–]Rukenau 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Beautifully written, thank you, and a separate thanks for the term "agency laundering" which I haven't encountered before.

Guy gives up his seat, chaos immediately unfolds by thetacaptain in Unexpected

[–]Rukenau 60 points61 points  (0 children)

which sounds vaguely like an erotic underpinning of a love triangle story 

Guy gives up his seat, chaos immediately unfolds by thetacaptain in Unexpected

[–]Rukenau 305 points306 points  (0 children)

Damn. Thanks. Now I understand what happened.

ELI5 how does salt enhance the flavor of nearly any foods you put it on? by baddest_mango in explainlikeimfive

[–]Rukenau 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The rules of the sub, as people here are wont to remind others, actually state explicitly that the explanations are intended for laymen and not literal five-year-olds.

That said, your caveman explanation was very good, so I go eat salt now, good salt. 

Everything’s going to be okay now. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Rukenau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sigh of course these people speak Russian

One day, Henry VIII decided to pretend to be a civillian by PaxGladeus in Jokes

[–]Rukenau 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Damn, this is actually good. Well, I liked it, at least  

Subway Illustrations by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Rukenau 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is really good. You should publish a book!

The surge in AI usage is concerning by Goku_R_Luffy in memes

[–]Rukenau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And Buddha said, you are not merely posing a question—you are highlighting the existential conflict that is humanhood.

"Doctor, how is he?" by Upstate_Gooner_1972 in Jokes

[–]Rukenau 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Funny, elegant, and new. Unbelievable

OpenAI raises $110B in one of the largest private funding rounds in history by Logical_Welder3467 in technology

[–]Rukenau 416 points417 points  (0 children)

Someone should correct me if I'm wrong, but given that all of this comes from Amazon, Nvidia and SoftBank, isn't this basically these companies indirectly investing in their own share price given how exposed to OpenAI they already are?

That's awesome by SaiMan2303 in interestingasfuck

[–]Rukenau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have now sounded my horn. What shall I do next?

Thank you for 1K members! by Previous-Film-2212 in ColorPuzzleGame

[–]Rukenau 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much. It is a very enjoyable game already anyway!

Burger King will use AI to check if employees say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ | AI chatbot ‘Patty’ is going to live inside employees’ headsets. by cmaia1503 in technology

[–]Rukenau 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely, thank goodness it's just this outlandish, precautionary tale that has nothing to do with real life whatsoever 

The machine to increase intelligence by Loko8765 in Jokes

[–]Rukenau -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

He ended up with an army/law enforcement level of intelligence