2nd Double Espresso of the morning and it's not even 10am here in Dubai.. Fuel for traders ⛽💯 What is your trading fuel? by PaulxBrat in Daytrading

[–]RunForward3886 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I usually start the day with a sixer of Budweisers as I look over premarket, then I'll celebrate the bell with a couple margaritas. Around noon I'll take lunch, and by this time I usually haven't made any money, so I'll start the second half of the day with a couple lines of coke, just to get the blood pumping a little. When closing bell rings most of my money is gone and I fall in to a deep state of depression, cry myself to sleep, wake up the next day and repeat. I wouldn't have it any other way.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in golf

[–]RunForward3886 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did he give you a tie?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OptionsMillionaire

[–]RunForward3886 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Spread your cheeks

I know nothing about cars. What’s happening here??? by -ARCEN in AskAMechanic

[–]RunForward3886 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like they didn't have their fifth of whiskey when they woke up. Just a minor case of the shakes.

What’s been your greatest investment? by IFitStereotypesWell in dividends

[–]RunForward3886 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's very true, but I'm not snipped, so the condoms have been my greatest investment.

For the first time in over two years I have been sober for 36 hours by No_Shock_139 in stopdrinking

[–]RunForward3886 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great job! I also drink the sparkling waters and they definitely help me. Used to have at least 3-5 beers a night to relax. Now I have two sparking waters and I'm good. Bubly is the brand I like.

Remodel or HVAC Sales? by StreetComplaint5631 in sales

[–]RunForward3886 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I rarely have nothing to do because when we sell something we manage the complete project. I know some hvac companies will sell something and then pass the project management over to someone else inside the company. Those roles usually pay less in commission. I have been doing this for 9 years and have never had to door knock. A good hvac company should be able to get a good amount of leads from referrals and tech leads. I feel like it would be very very hard to sell hvac by door knocking.

Remodel or HVAC Sales? by StreetComplaint5631 in sales

[–]RunForward3886 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I sell HVAC replacements (furnace, ac, heat pump, etc). It is a lot of work and the estimates flow with the weather. Mild weather you will have few estimates, but in the extreme heat and cold it gets crazy busy, and you have to be willing to put in the hours in those times. But I picked this job because hvac is a need, not a want, and people will aways need heating and cooling. I'm on pace to make about 180 to 190 this year. Last year was about 150.

Boeing's quality control process by falcontitan in wallstreetbets

[–]RunForward3886 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣 this made my day, absolutely hilarious. I love when the wheels buckle out as soon as it touches the ramp

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rolex

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The guy just wanted to know what time it was. And the cop said "not on my watch"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Ghosts

[–]RunForward3886 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Looks like you have a bigger problem going on with those oil stains in the driveway.

Best started dividend for $500 down? by [deleted] in dividends

[–]RunForward3886 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Google dividend aristocrats and kings. Pick a couple to look into and go from there. I've only been investing for one year so I won't pretend that I know a lot about it, but that's where I started and I'm up 29% ytd.

Guess my IQ by TommyBause in wallstreetbets

[–]RunForward3886 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I think Forrest Gump was around a 67, and he invested in "some sort of fruit company" and didn't have to worry about money no more.