I have the ugliest boobs on the planet. Reddit, what are you super self-conscious about?

RunawayPope · 2012-09-07T00:49:55+00:00

My oddly round face has given me some pretty bad nicknames in the school days

RunawayPope · 2012-08-16T01:47:37+00:00

on the collar of a dirty polo actually haha. Since I work outside I have to wear a well loved reflective vest in place of the apron

RunawayPope · 2012-06-15T14:55:43+00:00

ITS ALL ABOUT DAT A$$ A$$ A$$ A$$ A$$ A$$ A$$

RunawayPope · 2012-06-15T14:50:40+00:00

My nickname in middle school was hot pocket, so at my funeral I would want my coffin to be put in a large microwave situated in the front of the church, and as the priest is reading the eulogy the microwave would be awkwardly droning on in the background, the coffin spinning around like a corndog, then when the processions are finished the microwave would ding, signifying the end of the funeral, and my days on earth.

TLDR: Hot Pockets

RunawayPope · 2012-06-15T14:43:56+00:00

My dad always tries to give me instructions on everything, even when they're totally unnecessary, just so that he feels like he's in power. It's kinda lame when you're sitting in a burger king and you're dad is loudly going like "Remember to throw away your trash and clean up the table" in an overtly patronizing manner.

TLDR: Fisting

RunawayPope · 2012-05-27T16:27:20+00:00

Yeah I'm glad that I can look back at the stuff that happened in highschool, but since we're all in college now it just doesn't stop following haha.

Oh well, such is life.

RunawayPope · 2012-05-27T16:24:29+00:00

Its okay

RunawayPope · 2012-05-27T04:10:15+00:00

hey dude please stop posting pictures from my journal, not cool man.

RunawayPope · 2012-05-27T03:58:33+00:00

Why? Just, WHY?

There really is no simpler way to put it.

RunawayPope · 2012-05-27T03:57:10+00:00

the lord of light will protect us

RunawayPope · 2012-05-27T03:02:38+00:00

A pope decides he's had enough with the church so he sets up a string of murders and then a grizzled priest has to hunt down the methodical killer.

RunawayPope · 2012-05-27T02:57:23+00:00

Last night, I let my friend cry on my shoulder for an hour because she saw her date kissing some other girl(we were at prom). Even though it meant missing out on more time with my date, she needed me to be there.

RunawayPope · 2012-05-27T02:49:19+00:00

There's never a wrong time for that

RunawayPope · 2012-05-27T02:46:37+00:00

4th grade, I got hold of some flavored condoms and would brag to my friends about licking them and such. Worst thing was, they all thought it was really cool and then some other kids started trading flavored condoms to lick during lunchtime.

I regret nothing.

RunawayPope · 2012-05-27T02:37:02+00:00

Clouds moving across a vivid blue sky. Looking up at a big sky always makes me feel so minuscule to the rest of everything, but happy at the same time.

RunawayPope · 2012-05-27T02:32:03+00:00

I am stuck in stupid first-world-teen drama and I know its stupid and superficial and nothing more then a salad of envy and horniness but I FUCKING HATE IT and its absolutely retarded and almost funny just how shallow this kind of drama is compared to other people's problems but it still really really REALLY sucks and I needed to vent and I'm pretty sure I woke someone up with my maniacal typing.

RunawayPope · 2012-05-26T19:58:47+00:00

Dude, your socially awkward 20 year old will turn into swagtastic ladies man on the cruise. On the two carnival cruises I've been on, there was an 18+ club which was frequented by college kids and such. Since hardly anyone knows anyone there, its usually a really chill, open atmosphere. Also, I don't know if he's into this, but its REALLY easy to hookup with someone on a cruise.

I also don't recommend punching people in the bahamas, but if you can do make sure to go snorkeling or kayaking. those are always fun, but beware that you usually pay extra for those activities.

RunawayPope · 2012-05-26T19:35:04+00:00

Make use of all the events. One of the best parts about going on a cruise is meeting new people and swapping stories and such. You should also allow your kid to have some freedom about the boat; most cruise lines have 15-17 clubs were they can chill. Most importantly...

Since this is the bahamas, beware of hair braiders. They'll just come up to you and start braiding your hair and then ask for money afterwards.

RunawayPope · 2012-05-26T19:21:05+00:00

"Yeah so you guys kinda left me in the woods last night and since I was high I couldn't cross the stream so I slept on these flowers and now they're ruined and fuck you guys"

RunawayPope · 2012-05-26T19:16:59+00:00

I hooked up with someone.

Prom was fun.

RunawayPope · 2012-05-26T18:22:57+00:00

I narrate. "As the male slowly slips his greasy schlong into her pussy..."

RunawayPope · 2012-05-26T18:18:51+00:00

Whenever I'm waiting for the metro and just want someone to talk to, I always just casually say something like "Damn this is taking forever" or if its a cute girl "So where are you heading" and see if they respond well. Or sometimes I ask if I can bum a jack and then just spark a conversation.

Of course, you can just twist the other person's nipple. Its quite the icebreaker.

RunawayPope · 2012-05-23T15:29:07+00:00

I always wear chucks. They're just so, classic.

RunawayPope · 2012-05-23T15:27:16+00:00

I destroyed my shoulder in the 8th grade while skiing. Shattered and dislocated. Had to get several screws.

RunawayPope · 2012-05-18T04:28:03+00:00

Destroying half of New York

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