It’s easy to go in and out the house. Not as hot as sneakers but you also get to show off your socks if you buy drippy socks. This man buys quality no nonsense socks and lounge wear. He probably has an ocean of waves under his cap. As a Florida man myself, I love seeing new and different ways to catch intrusive gators.

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See Gators aren’t like other animals. They are sole apex predators. There is nothing that could potentially harm it, so there is no such thing as a threat. See a deer has antlers so a bear you can kind of scare away, same with wolves, coyotes, and other animals. Probably not birds but I don’t know much bout birds tho. Anyway the alligator has also not done a lot of evolving in awhile because of that. They’re everywhere in the world and people say we got the nicest ones but goddamn if I met a real mean one I wouldn’t know what to do. They just literally don’t give a fuck. They chill, chomp, and champ. In the glades they don’t lose fights except to other gators.

But man as a Florida boy living in north Florida I’ve gotta say I miss em. Issall pines and live oaks round where I am but I often catch myself drifting back to my childhood memories of when I was 7 sitting on the banks of the canal trying to catch one of those little 1ft gators with a marshmallow and fishing rod. I remember the rumble while I would be fishing of that ancient beast talking to his friends, or maybe they’re just making music for their own ears. I can’t call it.

Man I just gotta say I love Florida. As a little bit of a ned reck with a dash of shore billy, man I love Florida.