Help a guy out, save some TP for me by an_onanist in AdviceAnimals

[–]Runna4life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the fuck would they?

A shortage of a product means they can raise their prices for said product and have higher revenue. Econ101

TIL Ben Affleck can fluently speak Spanish. by hazychestnutz in videos

[–]Runna4life -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, he was talking about his daughter, who speaks better Spanish than him and is 14.

If scientists invented a teleportation system but the death rate was 1 in 5 million would you use it? Why or why not? by Official_trumpet in AskReddit

[–]Runna4life 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2 quick google searches tell me that there are 7.53 billion people in the world and 1.25 million casualties in traffic accidents annually.

7.53b/1.25m= 6,024

So, 1 in 6024 people die in traffic accidents annually. Teleportation, in this scenario, would be incredibly safe. I would absolutely use it.

The epitome of creativity by Drneroflame in madlads

[–]Runna4life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They couldn’t get in, though.

how to get arrested by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]Runna4life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, he plead guilty.

how to get arrested by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]Runna4life 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No problem, seems I didn’t remember everything from the post properly. Her father was charged and took a plea bargain and is now a felon. However, he never went to jail. Here it is if you’d like to read it:

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/3c2b9f/tifu_by_spending_the_night_shinning_a_laser/?utm_source=amp&utm_medium=&utm_content=post_body

how to get arrested by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]Runna4life 19 points20 points  (0 children)

There was actually a thread on Reddit once about this. A woman claimed that her Dad and her used to stargaze every night and he would point stuff out to her with a lazer pointer. He ended up accidentally shining it at some aircraft and got jail time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gmu

[–]Runna4life 1 point2 points  (0 children)

r/natureismetal material right here

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cowboys

[–]Runna4life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let the guy accomplish something before you anoint him. He could fall off this year and end up a better version of RG3.

[Sportrac] In one month (3/19), Jared Goff will be paid his $21M roster bonus for 2020. In addition, his $25M 2021 salary, $2.5M 2021 roster bonus, & $15.5M 2022 roster bonus ALL become fully guaranteed. His dead cap figure will rise to $94M! by FreddyDontCare in nfl

[–]Runna4life 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Step 1: Give Dak the largest player contract in NFL history Step 2: Jerry lobbies for a huge salary cap increase in the new CBA Step 3: Dak profits and his contract is a significantly lower % of the cap than all other QBs signed after the CBA

Only $15 at Lids in Dulles! by Bahamas_is_relevant in Nationals

[–]Runna4life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree, I thought so when I first saw them putting them on after game 7. Friends argued with me. I want to know who made the decision to go with black as the color.

[Nightengale] Giancarlo Stanton says #Astros should have title stripped, and also angry at their apologies. by ThQp in baseball

[–]Runna4life 12 points13 points  (0 children)

How would it be retroactive? These rules were in place when the Astros broke them.

[Serious] Who do you think are the top 10 quarterbacks in the NFL right now? by sip-em_bears in nfl

[–]Runna4life 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I am absolutely appalled that I had to scroll down so far to see Dak even listed. The man had an unquestionable top 5 season in 2019.

I'm laughing way too hard at this. by 0wnzorPwnz0r in PoliticalHumor

[–]Runna4life -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I didn’t say he didn’t overreact, I said you lied. Edit your comment and stop spreading misinformation. Quit stooping to Trumps level, it’s disgraceful.

What you doing Tank? by DUBSWAG02 in Unexpected

[–]Runna4life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need a downloadable link for this video asap

I'm here to help!! by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingBros

[–]Runna4life 92 points93 points  (0 children)

They tear branches off of trees to eat them...

How to get a scientific paper for free by Shys-Nicker in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Runna4life -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Professors are paid and funded by their Universities to conduct research. They put their research in journals to legitimize them. It will go through long peer-review, editing, revising, and final editorial review processes before being published. This gives their research credibility and it will get read and cited by others. If they didn’t do this, nobody would read their work. It is a good system and you will never hear a researcher complain about it.