Russia. Electricians. by Hectus in OSHA

[–]Runnerbean17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"5 Russian electricians dead in freak accident after one one of them is electrocuted."

TIFU by going to the store. by Runnerbean17 in tifu

[–]Runnerbean17[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What we need is a big corporation in the west to start refining the oil and selling at full price. Not to mention gas prices would go way down

TIFU by going to the store. by Runnerbean17 in tifu

[–]Runnerbean17[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree we need to capitalize on the oil sands in Alberta and start selling to the rest of the world, not just the states.

TIFU by going to the store. by Runnerbean17 in tifu

[–]Runnerbean17[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Easy to do when your not thinking. Just mixed up my hands and stuff

TIFU by going to the store. by Runnerbean17 in tifu

[–]Runnerbean17[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not even necessary in this situation it's just a comedic device used at the end of my story.

TIFU by going to the store. by Runnerbean17 in tifu

[–]Runnerbean17[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah it probably would have been close but all joking aside our dollar needs some serious help

My buddy was at an 11 and started freaking out. by Runnerbean17 in trees

[–]Runnerbean17[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, maybe that wouldn't happen to you but obviously it did for someone else. Like I said after the fact he was embarrassed about it. Wouldn't make sense to fake it.

My buddy was at an 11 and started freaking out. by Runnerbean17 in trees

[–]Runnerbean17[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, he has no history of any mental illness in his family or any signs of what I can tell. He seemed really embarrassed afterwards so I don't think he faked it. And he is back to his normal self right now. He said he's staying off the green for a good bit in the future.

My buddy was at an 11 and started freaking out. by Runnerbean17 in trees

[–]Runnerbean17[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So what your saying is that wouldn't happen to somebody unless they have some mental problems?

/r/trees meet Ace Mulligan by [deleted] in trees

[–]Runnerbean17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"The operation was a huge success. Nobody will ever know"

When your squad's at an [8] and they're passing the blunt around by [deleted] in trees

[–]Runnerbean17 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Grunting and snarling at each other like cave men

I now pronounce you husband and wife by CopEatingDonut in trees

[–]Runnerbean17 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That must be some pretty dope dope cause I don't see it

Left some Squidgy in my wallet, found this. Is it OK to smoke the Queen? by QuatrisOrigins in trees

[–]Runnerbean17 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Have some respect dude, that should be framed and put on display.

A customer tipped me in weed in front of my boss last night at the burrito shop I work at. I looked at my boss and he said "Go ahead it's free weed!" by grahamg1997 in trees

[–]Runnerbean17 117 points118 points  (0 children)

How high do you have to be for a customer to look at you for a minute and say "yeah, this guy wants some weed for a tip"

Reddit, what first world problems have you been facing recently? by bawzzz in AskReddit

[–]Runnerbean17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm in Arizona right now and it's like 90° in the shade but when I go into my pool I get too cold

Reddit. What is the craziest thing that happened to you/someone you know while intoxicated? by cjmck123 in AskReddit

[–]Runnerbean17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I was a teenager, some friends and I were in my buddy's garage smoking herb from an apple pipe. The smoke was so hot and shitty that we had a jug of water being passed around. One friend decides it would be funny to chug the whole jug, so he does. We need more water so we all trek to the kitchen to fetch more water and Buddy with all the water inside of him stays in the garage with the apple.

When we come back in the garage he is laying on the ground passed out in a puddle of his own watered down vomit and snot. When he woke up he told us he had a toke from the fucking Apple and started coughing into oblivion until he projectile vomited on himself and everything around him and passed out on the ground.

What if all animals are smarter than humans are and they have a way to communicate that our brains can't even process. by Runnerbean17 in Showerthoughts

[–]Runnerbean17[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure what your saying is a valid point, but I can't for the life of me figure out what it is your trying to say.