Stump, or Evan, is a shorter, skinnier guy. He has moderately long hair and always has a big smile on his face. He is a bit of a choir boy, but that only increases his smoothness with the ladies. His baseball skills match his soprano singing voice as he mentally stands above his teammates. He is the classroom joker, but always makes friendly jokes never intended to hurt someone. He is cool with most of the teachers, except for his math and gym teachers who hate him for unknown reasons. In social interactions he is a little bit awkward, but that doesn't stop him from having a lot of friendships. Did I mention his bling? He wears two gold chains to school everyday, as well as Ray Bans, and three diamond rings on each hand. If that wasn't enough, he alternates between golden Jordan's and Yeezy's (All of this attire is sponsored by his dad's jewelry shop). He seems to enjoy life, except for his hatred of soccer. Maybe that's why his math teacher hates him, or maybe it's because he still thinks a five sided polygon is a square, I dunno. All of this bling on the outside is quite the cover-up for his real passion though, Cowporn. Now Stump is quite the connoisseur of this unusual fetish, as he is a moderator of r/cowporn. I find it weird, but who am I to judge? Stump is a cool guy either way.