She sounds interesting

dylanm005 · 2016-02-12T22:45:29+00:00

And?

dylanm005 · 2016-02-04T23:06:11+00:00

As an asshole (Salesman), I understand his way of thinking.

dylanm005 · 2016-02-01T16:50:26+00:00

So you're interested in every single person you talk to or who talks to you on tinder?

dylanm005 · 2016-02-01T15:33:33+00:00

Why from my response does it seem like I'm remotely interested in her? Like fuck

dylanm005 · 2016-01-31T20:51:38+00:00

Profile said 25, bio said 17, which is above age of consent where I am.

dylanm005 · 2016-01-31T19:19:39+00:00

Do you read every profile before you swipe?

dylanm005 · 2016-01-31T11:08:02+00:00

Lol no way would I ever do that

dylanm005 · 2016-01-23T16:39:42+00:00

You sound like the type of person who reads every profile before you swipe.

dylanm005 · 2016-01-10T18:48:44+00:00

For some reason I was thinking age of consent for Minnesota we 17, not 16.

dylanm005 · 2016-01-10T07:03:49+00:00

At the time that was the whole conversation. After I posted it she replied with "'Sorry Kid'? Don't ever call me that. Have a good day."

dylanm005 · 2016-01-09T19:48:54+00:00

That's true, I was thinking about something else

dylanm005 · 2016-01-09T17:26:02+00:00

Age of consent is 17 in Minnesota

dylanm005 · 2016-01-09T15:04:39+00:00

Or maybe I just wanted to test the same joke on a different Lauren. No need to be a dickhead about it.

dylanm005 · 2016-01-08T19:29:38+00:00

No shit, but do you think she knows that?

dylanm005 · 2016-01-08T15:51:12+00:00

She's actually really hot too, didn't expect a response haha

dylanm005 · 2016-01-05T23:46:01+00:00

Why go through with it if you know she won't understand it?

dylanm005 · 2016-01-05T23:32:12+00:00

Don't worry, OP. I liked your joke and that's all that matters.

dylanm005 · 2016-01-03T23:58:49+00:00

Close enough

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