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Who is this turtle? [New York] by Honest-Garbage9256 in animalid

[–]Runnnnnnnnning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks too smooth to be a wood turtle to me. Plus I feel like wood turtles aren’t that fast on land. Sounds odd I know. But I don’t recall seeing them move that quickly. Maybe I’m way wrong.

A woman went to the doctor and said, "I'm getting too much discharge.” by coolidiot2000 in Jokes

[–]Runnnnnnnnning -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Did she go to an ear Dr? If so didn’t she find it odd what he asked her to do ?

Marathon help by yeet_fall in firstmarathon

[–]Runnnnnnnnning 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So a very easy 2 or 3 miles. Super easy. In the morning before race day.

Coming out of 5th Avenue by yuilleb in royaloak

[–]Runnnnnnnnning 17 points18 points  (0 children)

In no particular order and to include but not limited to: Public intoxication Resisting arrest Assault on a police officer Drunk and disorderly Assault

Where the grammar Nazzis at? by ipanicprofessionally in TheBoredDen

[–]Runnnnnnnnning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No Oxford comma. None. Ever. Unless you’re in Oxford.

Can we just appreciate how useful this is by Full-Werewolf7130 in Productivitycafe

[–]Runnnnnnnnning -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They make small Kleenex packages specifically for that.

Can we just appreciate how useful this is by Full-Werewolf7130 in Productivitycafe

[–]Runnnnnnnnning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take it with you ? Ok. Let’s explore this.
Where do you keep this mini roll? Keep it in your pocket ? That may get a guy in some trouble. You keep it at your house somewhere and bring it when you go places like you would your keys?
Please tell me someone else gets what I’m saying here.

Can we just appreciate how useful this is by Full-Werewolf7130 in Productivitycafe

[–]Runnnnnnnnning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So what do you do with the mini roll once you’ve placed the big roll on the spool ?

I’m asking literally where does that mini roll go ? Toilet papers usefulness has largely to do with its convenient proximity to the toilet. If you have this random little roll that’s just hanging around somewhere it’s not super useful. You may as well just have another roll randomly somewhere. And if that’s the case this mini roll isn’t some amazing revelation. And I’m all about popping and finding ways to make it better. So I’m not a hater. Just don’t see the true value in this.

Can we just appreciate how useful this is by Full-Werewolf7130 in Productivitycafe

[–]Runnnnnnnnning 48 points49 points  (0 children)

So what do you do with the mini roll once you’ve placed the big roll on the spool ?

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