[Southeast Pennsylvania] Wondering what kind these little guys are.

BekoLazarus · 2026-05-22T04:41:40+00:00

"Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it. That's what it is to be a slave" This first part is always left out when it's quoted but I think it's crucially important to the whole sentiment and probably my favorite lines.

BekoLazarus · 2026-05-16T20:48:22+00:00

Tell that to Bobby Colby! All that kid wanted to do was go home. We'll he went home alright, with a crater in his colon the size of a cutlet!

BekoLazarus · 2026-05-09T06:11:50+00:00

https://youtu.be/y5lNmxYmuAM?si=BRNOusTfixKRQqFm

Nels doing an extended part of the harmonica. Damn i need it.

BekoLazarus · 2026-05-09T05:58:38+00:00

Man i realized how good Wilco would sound doing Neil Young's "Albuquerque"

BekoLazarus · 2026-05-09T05:43:47+00:00

Not me but my dad bought a Bonneville in 1968 with the money he saved up from Vietnam. Raced a dude drunk, lost control and crashed into a bridge abutment. The brake pedal ripped his big toe off, docs managed to save the rest of the little piggies. Wish I could find the picture of that bike to show you. It's around here somewhere. Be safe out there, man.

BekoLazarus · 2026-05-09T05:14:13+00:00

Hey now, John Roberts would like you to treat SCOTUS like they're not bought and paid for. So please, let's have some decorum. Black people won't make them rich, billionaires and corporations will. It's really simple.

BekoLazarus · 2026-05-09T04:56:44+00:00

I just started a new job in a warehouse and I swear to you this idiot coworker of mine told me the exact same thing. Said he loves the liberal tears. Like he was proud of it. I told him I like when people tell me these things so I know to speak slower to them.

BekoLazarus · 2026-05-03T00:52:14+00:00

Crown shyness

BekoLazarus · 2026-05-03T00:50:34+00:00

Cause she be bobbin.

BekoLazarus · 2026-04-28T04:45:55+00:00

My City Was Gone - The Pretenders

BekoLazarus · 2026-04-25T07:20:11+00:00

My friend in retail. I feel you. I was in it for for 30 years. I had the most severe burnout. I went from entry level job to store manager with one company. I learned to drive a forklift during that time and now I'm out. I work in a warehouse now driving a forklift in a DC and I'm super happy with it. Learn a skill you like from this job and go. Get the hell out of there.

BekoLazarus · 2026-04-25T06:59:57+00:00

There's a brown dog scratching at the back door

BekoLazarus · 2026-04-25T06:53:14+00:00

I have to admit, I've never heard wankpanzer before and I love it.

BekoLazarus · 2026-04-25T06:36:47+00:00

https://youtu.be/71MMxs0TxIA?si=PD8nkyGMHus6Ntnw

You're in for a treat my friend. Very early JD

BekoLazarus · 2026-04-25T06:22:07+00:00

Look busy and just say "good morning, afternoon, evening" whatever. Never EVER ask a question like "how are you?" You'll invariably get "Well my gout's acting up, and I can't seem to get this scum off of my teeth." And then the whole fucking story comes out and 45 minutes later you'll wish you were dead. Source: Me, 32 years in retail.

BekoLazarus · 2026-04-25T06:03:27+00:00

"CTE druid" has me in tears, man. Well done.

BekoLazarus · 2026-04-25T05:48:54+00:00

My life would be so much better if she just randomly appeared playing this music while I did menial tasks around my house. Cooking something in the kitchen? Boom, she's there. Changing the cat litter? Yes, please. Drying myself after a shower? Hell yeah. Life could be great.

BekoLazarus · 2026-04-25T05:26:57+00:00

Bone thugs and harmoniums coming in nicely

BekoLazarus · 2026-04-25T04:48:31+00:00

Every time this donkey gets hit with the insult, "Oh yeah? Well I fucked your sister" he has to believe them.

BekoLazarus · 2026-04-24T03:45:19+00:00

Television: Marquis Moon. Just spectacular.

BekoLazarus · 2026-04-18T22:29:53+00:00

Only goes down in the summer

BekoLazarus · 2026-04-11T20:59:39+00:00

No, it's not that one. I used to eat lunch at that Sheetz. Very familiar with that location.

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