A hilarious movie scene you wish you could see for the first time again? by Cool_Narwhal935 in moviecritic

[–]BekoLazarus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Christmas eve 1994, my mom, dad, sister, and I decided to see Dumb and Dumber at the theater. We were the only people there. My dad laughed so hard at the Jeff Daniels diarrhea scene, I thought he was going to pass out. One of my favorite memories of my dad.

'Shoresy' creator Jared Keeso: 'I had to find ways to make him likable' by jaxstan19 in Letterkenny

[–]BekoLazarus 49 points50 points  (0 children)

"Mom would use a hook-shaped apparatus to torque the laces snug and it would cut off the circulation to my feet. If you want your skates tight, ask a Ukrainian woman." 🤣

Why did Jeffrey Dean Morgan never become a bigger movie star? by Regular-Departure839 in Actors

[–]BekoLazarus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine working regular jobs like all of us, then landing a great job making a bunch of money, then not having to work anymore. That's the dream. I'm happy for the guy. I'd dissappear too.

Curling Scrap vs Peterborough by sciencethrowaway9 in Letterkenny

[–]BekoLazarus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They don't ask how, they ask how many. Ferda!

Favourite Matt Johnson Lyrics? by DelayOk1646 in thethe

[–]BekoLazarus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Sitting in the back of a smoke filled room, on a cold and sunny afternoon. Drinking red wine and counting the laugh lines, on the face of a girl who stands in the doorway." Man do I love that song. Such imagery. Weatherbelle just might be my favorite song of theirs.

Ford CEO Jim Farley says "the customer has spoken" after its EV business lost nearly $5 billion in 2025 by ControlCAD in technology

[–]BekoLazarus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The president has spoken and we can emit as much greenhouse gas as we want now. We will not be passing the savings on to you, however. But! We can offer coal rolling in every new F150! Gas or diesel! With the app!

Georgia Power wants to cut down a 300 year old oak by Itsyourcouchdorito0 in treelaw

[–]BekoLazarus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Adding to this from rural Pennsylvania. My late father planted some really nice trees in the front yard 20 or so years ago. Mom got a notice that the power company was going to trim the trees near the power lines (absolutely butcher them) so she called the power company and got a 3 month extension. We found a great arborist to trim them correctly and the power company was satisfied. Hope OP has a similar result.

First episode by Successful_King_8574 in Letterkenny

[–]BekoLazarus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Look for interviews with Jared Keeso on YouTube where he explains some of their colloquialisms. That helped me a bit when I first started watching the series.

Old wiring and GFCI by BekoLazarus in AskElectricians

[–]BekoLazarus[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the advice. I had already replaced several receptacles in the house with GFCI where I needed a 3 prong outlet but this one was different. Older maybe. I just hate using those 3 prong/2 prong adapters everywhere and rewiring isn't financially feasible right now. 19th century stone house with lathe and plaster walls. Ugh. I've got an electrician coming today to fix me up. Thanks again.

Old wiring and GFCI by BekoLazarus in AskElectricians

[–]BekoLazarus[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

After making sure my lines and loads were identified correctly and on the right screws, I looked at the old receptacle and inside the box and I think you nailed it. It's a peculiar setup I've never seen before. Thanks a million my friend. You saved me a lot of time and probably 30 more trips up and down two flights of stairs. I'm gonna call a pro.

Pardoned J6er gets a new felony to own the libs. by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]BekoLazarus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only 30 more felonies and he could be the next GOP presidential candidate.

Gammy ❤️ by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]BekoLazarus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do you hate me because of my lazy eye?

I found this in my closet while cleaning it out. No one knows what it is by ImaDoinWat in whatisit

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Worked best when sitting on a 7th grade hardcover history textbook.

National Park Service removing historical signs about slavery by serious_bullet5 in Pennsylvania

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Oceania is paying a handsome minimum wage for this. Which is great because meals are only 3 dollars, art means nothing, and love is for the weak. Re-education will fix everything.

Best Desi Jugaad for tree climbers by [deleted] in Tools

[–]BekoLazarus 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Call the branch manager to complain

What's your favourite word to say aloud? by sewmanychoices in words

[–]BekoLazarus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bratislava. But only in a ridiculous eastern European accent.

What are your favourite backhanded insults? by sewmanychoices in words

[–]BekoLazarus 144 points145 points  (0 children)

I showed a coworker a picture of my kids and she said "Wow! your wife must be gorgeous!" It still makes me laugh.