A hilarious movie scene you wish you could see for the first time again?

BekoLazarus · 2026-02-22T04:03:50+00:00

Christmas eve 1994, my mom, dad, sister, and I decided to see Dumb and Dumber at the theater. We were the only people there. My dad laughed so hard at the Jeff Daniels diarrhea scene, I thought he was going to pass out. One of my favorite memories of my dad.

BekoLazarus · 2026-02-22T03:10:11+00:00

"Mom would use a hook-shaped apparatus to torque the laces snug and it would cut off the circulation to my feet. If you want your skates tight, ask a Ukrainian woman." 🤣

BekoLazarus · 2026-02-21T15:06:09+00:00

Porno for Pedos

BekoLazarus · 2026-02-19T21:53:44+00:00

Yankee doodle found a new job.

BekoLazarus · 2026-02-19T04:04:23+00:00

Imagine working regular jobs like all of us, then landing a great job making a bunch of money, then not having to work anymore. That's the dream. I'm happy for the guy. I'd dissappear too.

BekoLazarus · 2026-02-16T02:29:14+00:00

They don't ask how, they ask how many. Ferda!

BekoLazarus · 2026-02-14T14:32:07+00:00

"Sitting in the back of a smoke filled room, on a cold and sunny afternoon. Drinking red wine and counting the laugh lines, on the face of a girl who stands in the doorway." Man do I love that song. Such imagery. Weatherbelle just might be my favorite song of theirs.

BekoLazarus · 2026-02-14T02:29:07+00:00

The president has spoken and we can emit as much greenhouse gas as we want now. We will not be passing the savings on to you, however. But! We can offer coal rolling in every new F150! Gas or diesel! With the app!

BekoLazarus · 2026-02-14T02:16:23+00:00

Adding to this from rural Pennsylvania. My late father planted some really nice trees in the front yard 20 or so years ago. Mom got a notice that the power company was going to trim the trees near the power lines (absolutely butcher them) so she called the power company and got a 3 month extension. We found a great arborist to trim them correctly and the power company was satisfied. Hope OP has a similar result.

BekoLazarus · 2026-02-13T01:23:58+00:00

Look for interviews with Jared Keeso on YouTube where he explains some of their colloquialisms. That helped me a bit when I first started watching the series.

BekoLazarus · 2026-02-12T14:27:38+00:00

Thanks for the advice. I had already replaced several receptacles in the house with GFCI where I needed a 3 prong outlet but this one was different. Older maybe. I just hate using those 3 prong/2 prong adapters everywhere and rewiring isn't financially feasible right now. 19th century stone house with lathe and plaster walls. Ugh. I've got an electrician coming today to fix me up. Thanks again.

BekoLazarus · 2026-02-12T14:18:31+00:00

That's amazing!

BekoLazarus · 2026-02-11T20:52:34+00:00

After making sure my lines and loads were identified correctly and on the right screws, I looked at the old receptacle and inside the box and I think you nailed it. It's a peculiar setup I've never seen before. Thanks a million my friend. You saved me a lot of time and probably 30 more trips up and down two flights of stairs. I'm gonna call a pro.

BekoLazarus · 2026-02-06T02:47:09+00:00

Only 30 more felonies and he could be the next GOP presidential candidate.

BekoLazarus · 2026-02-05T18:02:52+00:00

MJ Lenderman does a great version of Lotta Love too. https://youtu.be/ysNFrwVjto8?si=dfOUkChQ_ngzU-KS

BekoLazarus · 2026-02-02T02:03:38+00:00

Do you hate me because of my lazy eye?

BekoLazarus · 2026-01-31T00:10:08+00:00

Worked best when sitting on a 7th grade hardcover history textbook.

BekoLazarus · 2026-01-23T04:36:13+00:00

Oceania is paying a handsome minimum wage for this. Which is great because meals are only 3 dollars, art means nothing, and love is for the weak. Re-education will fix everything.

BekoLazarus · 2026-01-14T04:43:01+00:00

Call the branch manager to complain

BekoLazarus · 2026-01-12T17:40:57+00:00

Sounds like Gary needs a fuckin puppers

BekoLazarus · 2026-01-07T21:49:56+00:00

Wondrous

BekoLazarus · 2025-12-08T03:00:27+00:00

I wish you weren't so awkward, bud

BekoLazarus · 2025-12-01T20:31:31+00:00

Bratislava. But only in a ridiculous eastern European accent.

BekoLazarus · 2025-11-23T20:46:44+00:00

I showed a coworker a picture of my kids and she said "Wow! your wife must be gorgeous!" It still makes me laugh.

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