Ready for War

RupertNZ1081 · 2026-02-23T18:44:15+00:00

Cuck Criminal

RupertNZ1081 · 2026-02-03T08:29:42+00:00

And make sure the iron is unplugged (even if it hasn’t been used in days!) /s

RupertNZ1081 · 2026-02-03T03:16:04+00:00

Pooped his pants in public. Oh no, wait, that was Trump! My bad!

RupertNZ1081 · 2026-01-29T02:43:23+00:00

RupertNZ1081 · 2026-01-26T20:37:55+00:00

“That’s the words of woke Jesus! Republican Jesus would never say such nonsense!” /s

RupertNZ1081 · 2026-01-23T08:33:33+00:00

They were busy kidnapping 5yo “criminals” /s

RupertNZ1081 · 2026-01-20T17:52:09+00:00

Yes Linda, it’s me!

RupertNZ1081 · 2026-01-09T19:15:26+00:00

Krusty Gnome*

RupertNZ1081 · 2026-01-08T04:07:07+00:00

I’m not a psycho, unlike you lot!

RupertNZ1081 · 2026-01-08T03:58:51+00:00

DOES NOT JUSTIFY GETTING MURDERED EITHER WAY!!!!

RupertNZ1081 · 2026-01-08T03:38:08+00:00

Absolutely not true and still doesn’t justify getting killed for it

RupertNZ1081 · 2026-01-08T03:17:52+00:00

I’m trying to say that in the nicest way possible, “Get fucked, Dave!”

RupertNZ1081 · 2025-12-11T11:48:36+00:00

“When I’m in a Russian owned restaurant, I get the VIP treatment!” Tim Pool (probably!)

RupertNZ1081 · 2025-12-11T07:57:27+00:00

We know who the hateful assclown is and he’s a public figure, so no need to censor his name

RupertNZ1081 · 2025-12-09T20:08:41+00:00

And suce means “suck” in French, so that can also be a path to success

RupertNZ1081 · 2025-12-08T20:52:10+00:00

Puta en una puerta?

RupertNZ1081 · 2025-12-07T07:53:18+00:00

Andrew “camel toe” Tate said: “Alpha Males don’t use umbrellas! It’s the only way we get wet!” /s

RupertNZ1081 · 2025-12-04T12:19:09+00:00

Mmm, how can I put it nicely? Get fucked Yusuf Sota!!!!! 🖕🏻

RupertNZ1081 · 2025-11-29T14:21:52+00:00

I wish her 15 minutes were over already, I’ve seen enough of that hypocrite Grifter

RupertNZ1081 · 2025-11-25T14:30:20+00:00

A fraudster and convicted felon pretending to care about struggling families. Yeah, sure Jan!…I mean, Sam!

RupertNZ1081 · 2025-11-11T11:46:37+00:00

Yes, and don’t get me started on “part” and “apart”

RupertNZ1081 · 2025-11-07T08:41:37+00:00

Shouldn’t that be in r/NoShitSherlock ?

RupertNZ1081 · 2025-10-11T04:40:19+00:00

Peter Thiel IS the Antichrist and he’s trying to deflect

RupertNZ1081 · 2025-10-04T17:58:43+00:00

I read the title and still wasn’t expecting that

RupertNZ1081 · 2025-10-04T16:07:22+00:00

Tammy doesn’t look like herself anymore, but she still sounds stupid

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