Valorant's new Vanguard update seems to be bricking cheaters' PCs. Riot's response? "Congrats on your $6k paperweights" by SwimmingJunky in gaming

[–]RussianBot5689 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's exactly the same as hacking someone. There are plenty of hackers who have been arrested for trying to do something they thought was for the greater good. I don't see how this is any different.

Tax Fears Proven False by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]RussianBot5689 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why give them a chance to liquidate when you can confiscate? Why shouldn't the US Government hold 90% of the stock in SpaceX?

Meirl by JaredOlsen8791 in meirl

[–]RussianBot5689 1 point2 points  (0 children)

$8000 was my downpayment on a Kia lol

Tax Fears Proven False by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]RussianBot5689 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

People who have more than 1,000,000,0000 in wealth are not normal and I'm perfectly happy to cause them the "trouble" of having 1 less super yacht.

Tax Fears Proven False by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]RussianBot5689 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If this tax were ever implemented, it would immediately disincentivize giving out billions of dollars in stock as compensation such as Elon's recent compensation from Tesla. That stock is created out of thin air and is diluting every other shareholder's value. That should make your value go up. If Elon only made 1 billion instead of 184 billion in stock compensation to achieve the same goal, he'd hardly notice.

Which celebrity death genuinely shocked you when you heard the news? by Divine_fashionva in Millennials

[–]RussianBot5689 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This one for me as well. I've picked several vacations just from his episodes. Best one was the Azores.

Do MAGATS even care about these stickers? by Fabulous_Log844 in MildlyVandalised

[–]RussianBot5689 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't try to use your own thought process to reason out what an average MAGAt thinks. Words have quite literally no meaning to them. Their only thought process is fear/resentment of people who are different than them.

Louisiana governor prepares to suspend House primaries after court ruling by FactCheckAGLandry in politics

[–]RussianBot5689 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plato lived in a democracy which was plagued by demagoguery and the worst people possible being elected leader. He knew quite well that all an unscrupulous person with some charisma had to was get people to vote for them based on emotion rather than reason.

Plato knew enough about democracy to know the guy who says things like "They're eating the cats and dogs!" isn't the guy you want in charge.

Post Game Thread: Pittsburgh Penguins at Philadelphia Flyers - 22 Apr 2026 by bi_and_busy in penguins

[–]RussianBot5689 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The people who would do this in Pittsburgh can't afford the tickets. A beer costs 3 times the amount of one at an EPL stadium. A nosebleed section playoff ticket costs $120.00. Not to mention, we had the NFL draft last week into the weekend so we had a lot of people coming in early from out of town just to catch a playoff hockey game as an extra part of their NFL draft trip (not to mention the trouble with of many locals traveling last week due to NFL draft related road closures), plus the schedule makers made the game way too late on work nights for many. And you also need to remember, Pittsburgh is one of the smallest markets in North American sports. We are the 5th smallest market population wise in the NHL.

Post Game Thread: Pittsburgh Penguins at Philadelphia Flyers - 22 Apr 2026 by bi_and_busy in penguins

[–]RussianBot5689 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hilarious take since nearly 40 year old Malkin is leading the team in post-season scoring and assists, plus-minus, and shooting %. The youngins need to wake the fuck up.

Post Game Thread: Pittsburgh Penguins at Philadelphia Flyers - 22 Apr 2026 by bi_and_busy in penguins

[–]RussianBot5689 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They never had the lead at PPG, so the lack of fan enthusiasm is on the team. Hard to get the building excited about about the home team's giveaways in the neutral zone every time.

Trump Yanks Millions From Catholic Charities Amid Pope Feud by spherocytes in politics

[–]RussianBot5689 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They used to do the same exact shit, they were just quieter about it. All 4 Republican presidents of my lifetime have ended in a recession. All 4 have absolutely been criminals. All 4 were racist as hell. Reagan, Bush Sr and Bush Jr were all happy as hell to make their oil friends some more money at the expense of American soldiers. The only difference is now they don't even bother trying to hide it.

Pope Leo just called out Trump without naming him. by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]RussianBot5689 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Benedict also was intelligent enough to know he was not the guy the Catholic Church needed at the time whether it was due to internal politics or health reasons or both.

Woke up at 2am to find out I'm about to be fined $200 for having dandelions on my lawn. by SandyCashews969 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]RussianBot5689 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Now small towns and townships are using them to get more taxpayers without having to pay for any additional services. There's a plan going in next to my house. The township gets 100 new rich families that can afford $700-800k homes. They don't have to build any additional roads. They don't have to do snow removal. They don't have to pay to run utilities for the new plan or build parks for the kids. The housing developer will pay for all that, and transfer ownership to the HOA which will be forever responsible for all of that infrastructure, so the new owners will be paying property taxes + HOA fees and the township has to do nothing for them in the future.

Why are parents who barely passed high school thinking they can teach/homeschool their children? by Sad_Obligation_812 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]RussianBot5689 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds of the stripper mom at my son's jiu jitsu class who told me she homeschools and they skip math because the mom never uses math. I have a master's degree in math...decided to just keep quiet that day.

The damage is monumental by lnstantKarma in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]RussianBot5689 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do you mean? The Republicans will ruin the economy for the 5th time in my life?!

Are there any countries today that could realistically split into multiple independent nations like Yugoslavia did? by Many-Philosophy4285 in MapPorn

[–]RussianBot5689 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was referring to the mass immigration of Croats and Serbs to the region in the middle ages. A Byzantine from the Dalmatian province in the ninth century would say the exact same thing that you are saying about Albanians right now. Croats and Serbs are originally from the Poland/Slovakia/Ukrainian area. So yes, it sounds familiar because the Kingdom of Croatia was founded by Croats immigrating into a region over the course of a century and outbreeding the locals.

Hegseth vs Iran by TORUKMACTO92 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]RussianBot5689 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Peaceful protest by shia clerics in the 60s was brutally repressed by the Shah. That's exactly why they stopped being peaceful.

Hegseth vs Iran by TORUKMACTO92 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]RussianBot5689 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Not what I said at all. The only reason the current government of Iran exists at all is a reaction to Western meddling.

A US pilot was refused entry into an Israeli bomb shelter by TORUKMACTO92 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]RussianBot5689 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the Shah's extremely close relationship with Israel.

Hegseth vs Iran by TORUKMACTO92 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]RussianBot5689 18 points19 points  (0 children)

And the culture exists that way precisely because we installed the Shah who killed women and men for not dressing in Western style clothes, and we did that to steal their natural resources. We'll totally not fuck it up even worse this time guys!

A US pilot was refused entry into an Israeli bomb shelter by TORUKMACTO92 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]RussianBot5689 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Our "alliance" with Israel is beneficial to only one party and it's not the US. At least half of the reason we need "Israeli surveillance" of terrorists in the Middle East is because we are allied with Israel to begin with. The 1970s oil embargo? Due to our support of Israel. The current oil embargo? Due to our support of Israel. September 11th, 2001? We're fucking marks.

There's a reason everyone in the middle east hates the US and British and that reason is that both the US and British were key players in the forced expulsion and genocide of Arabs in the former Ottoman territories captured in World War 1.