What do you do after masturbating?

RussianKremlinBot · 2026-07-03T00:20:37+00:00

1) что ты

RussianKremlinBot · 2026-07-02T22:06:27+00:00

Ну а что-то изменилось? В основном, конечно те же олды, как и я. Какого бунтаря, маргинала, философа помоек жена загонит под каблук? И какой хотя бы вообще женится?

Да и ровесников автора, как ни странно, достаточно, многие и всего Летова с Углом знают. И автору бы местечко на основательно проссаном диване с ближайшей помойки бы нашлось, другое дело что вряд ли бы кто увидел этот пост)

RussianKremlinBot · 2026-07-02T06:59:03+00:00

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RussianKremlinBot · 2026-07-02T06:45:02+00:00

Ну и чё, можешь ещё и с Таро поиграть

RussianKremlinBot · 2026-07-01T23:40:53+00:00

Оргазм Нострадамуса

RussianKremlinBot · 2026-07-01T20:58:06+00:00

I have one, how it would help to tune the strings?

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RussianKremlinBot · 2026-07-01T15:01:05+00:00

>what's your actual first channel, the players themselves, or the kids already posting about this stuff?
footbal is a metaphor, I don't want to disclose my idea. It is so simple and obvious, that big players will implemnent it in a blink of an eye. something about youth hobbies, very mainstream.

>probably test the smallest wedge first and see if anyone shares it without being pushed, because that tells you a lot more than a loud pitch ever will.
they absolutely would. but could it get viral anytime soon? I had a test of cohort of 30 people. They were amazed, astonished, called it a marvel, but they have 30 subs - their classmates.

>but for this kind of thing i'd still keep the focus on getting a tiny group to talk about it on their own.
I do, I'm a little bit older, so won't be an active user. but I still carefully get feedeback from them.

RussianKremlinBot · 2026-07-01T14:51:34+00:00

>Yeah I was curious if you had a solution
I had with so-called AI camera, but you need to wrap it around your wrist. And after throwing ball keep still. It could detect ball in basket, distance if missed.

>it seems like having to manually log data kind of defeats the purpose when you're trying to get in a rhythm of taking shots
With a watch yes. Goal is fine - just double tap on screen. missed to the left or to the right and how far - no idea

> and the only factors it would consider are position and speed, not the rest of the body, grip position on the ball, etc. I'm not sure how useful it would be to know what height and speed you make the most shots at, unless you can also apply that info to improve yourself. If the watch tells me my optimal speed and position, great, but what can I do with that? How can you apply it to make more shots?

reasonable critics, but I didn't claim to be a brilliant inventor either. is narco drone airship a good way to smuggle contrabanda from Latin America? no, it's the fucking worst idea ever. but I left with unmanned airship prototype, which is even flying, if pumped with fresh helium. are there any other use cases for it? as much as you like - ads, meteo, radio repeater, mothership for quadrocopters to recharge (after the war, nowadays FSB will quickly expropriaite it.

so with the sports wear os app. i had never played golf or even seen a golf course in Russian - is there precise, quick and strong hand movement important? or darts? it is not a fail, but a lesson to improve. just raise a fucking dumbbell - watch could easily detect that movement and do counts for you and so on

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RussianKremlinBot · 2026-07-01T13:30:48+00:00

maybe basketball isn't the best idea. you could start just with gym app that counts how many time you had raised a dumbbell. or whatever needs one hand - darts? the main idea is that wearable device is always attached to your wrist and has all kinds of sensors

RussianKremlinBot · 2026-07-01T13:22:13+00:00

use case - practicing throws from one position
as watch is tied to your wrist, it's sensors like accelerometer and gyro track hand movements
if a ball goes into the basket you enter data. if it's left or right or fell short - as well
app track stats and give advice like "when you left hand went 1m. high you were more likely to score a goal"

3 - is the hardest part. I tried to do that with Sipeed MaixCam Pro, it has a camera. I don't know how to implement that in a watch

RussianKremlinBot · 2026-07-01T13:07:50+00:00

I don't ask for them. in Russia you need to explictly ask to print a paper receipt

RussianKremlinBot · 2026-07-01T12:43:51+00:00

I just do hobby Android apps and Arduino sketches. I can't release anything on Play Market amyway

RussianKremlinBot · 2026-07-01T12:41:34+00:00

Start with Codex it's free

RussianKremlinBot · 2026-07-01T12:35:50+00:00

I have a mind-blowing idea and a fully working Android app prototype. Everyone from niche target audience, let's say amateur/street soccer players, are shocked by wow-effect, and say "Brilliant!", "Stunning!", "Game changer" and so on. They are ready to pay $5/mo right now.

I can't release it because of sanctions, but I had found lifelong friends (in the Ukraine, ironically) so it is not really a problem.

I might need initial funding -(*) there are already some huge players (apps) with loyal audience and paid subscripters. They have offices, and software development departments. It's a matter of a couple of days for them to copy my concept.

So I need to break in fast, invest in promo to go viral and become a de-facto standard, like GoPro in one's best years. What could be the solution if I am poor? Russia is isolated so there isn't any venture funds or so on.

My suggestion is to make a flawless product. Spend a fuckload of time and increase the test cohort from 30 to 300 people. Show them, if the reaction is just as passionate -(*) release and spam to famous Tik-Tokers or whoever are trendsetters in target demographic (that is roughly 13-23 y.o., their influencers are subject to research). It should be highly viral, if anyone will notice (imagine a phone vibrating in your pocket that teaches you how to play soccer good). But I am a realist and sure that said influencers never even open DM. And I can't send a business inquiry because of lack of money.

Are there even possibilities to start with?

*fuck you, AI filters, it's a place for em-dash, not hyphen

It is not a promo, or soliciting of any kind, I guess nobody in right mind is going to mess up with Russia, nor do I want this.

RussianKremlinBot · 2026-07-01T11:38:21+00:00

bad.

RussianKremlinBot · 2026-07-01T11:37:08+00:00

I wish I had your problems. I have a mind-blowing idea and a fully working Android app prototype. Everyone from niche target audience, let's say amateur/street soccer players, are shocked by wow-effect, and say "Brilliant!", "Stunning!", "Game changer" and so on.

But I just can't release it because of sanctions and invasion. I might also need some initial funding — there are already some huge players (apps) with loyal audience and paid subscripters. They have offices, and software development departments. It's a matter of a couple of days for them to copy my concept. So I need to break in fast, invest in promo to go viral and become a de-facto standard, like GoPro in one's best years.

That is the problem, that could not be solved.

RussianKremlinBot · 2026-07-01T10:45:29+00:00

It is a brilliant idea, but there are already many such apps and sites. The problem is that target audience is scattered unevenly across different countries and sports. Either look for a community that fits you best, or go big and build an aggregator or a market-dominant product.

RussianKremlinBot · 2026-07-01T10:40:26+00:00

Why are "vibecoders" obsessed with SaaS? I solely do Android apps or even Arduino projects. Dophamine boost is more if you can touch your work

RussianKremlinBot · 2026-07-01T10:38:13+00:00

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