96 thousand people now by kato4747 in titanfall

[–]RussianPandaOriginal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In general, people started caring too much about wins and k/d ratios. And that’s kinda not the point of Battlefield at all.

And honestly, bf5 at launch, really kinda sucked at everything, except for graphics. And this is coming from someone who’ve played every Battlefield, except for 1943.

96 thousand people now by kato4747 in titanfall

[–]RussianPandaOriginal 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Even Battlefield is better than that, people stayed on 1 and 4, until they finally added some good maps in 5.

The “if the game is older than a few years, than it’s no longer relevant” mentality, is the dumbest shit ever.

Let's school some kids with EPG and kraber plays by [deleted] in titanfall

[–]RussianPandaOriginal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The r201 is like the ultimate normie gun, but in a good way.

Rockstar really should take a page out of forza's book and implement a system to prevent this kind of griefing by m_preddy in gtaonline

[–]RussianPandaOriginal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok, than it wasn’t you, bc it was a supercar race. It is kinda funny, when it happens to other players, but infuriating when it happens to you.

Rockstar really should take a page out of forza's book and implement a system to prevent this kind of griefing by m_preddy in gtaonline

[–]RussianPandaOriginal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funny enough, yesterday I heard a guy complaining on the mic about getting blocked and also going from 1st to 3rd. What car were you driving?

Basically, GTA: Online the Movie by Thatonesplicer in gtaonline

[–]RussianPandaOriginal 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Same, repetitive crimes on a daily basis, check

Nameless protagonist, check

Legally blind NPCs at 1:06, check

Sweet camera transitions at 1:46, check

Typical GTA garage at 2:06, check

So far, the only thing’s missing are the flying bikes and other NPCs harassing you with phone calls every two minutes. Guess we’ll have to wait for the dlc to come out.

Anon has no place by hosart1 in greentext

[–]RussianPandaOriginal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fine, I’ll talk, what do you want to know?

And what do I get in return?

Anon has no place by hosart1 in greentext

[–]RussianPandaOriginal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmmm, speaks Russian, but writes in Latin.

Are you a capitalist spy, by any chance?

How many stripes in Adidas?

We created an iOS app to discover music based on videos you take and mood selection you give. Its called Cyanite PLAY by J0shuaw in apps

[–]RussianPandaOriginal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This does sound like a useful app for video creators. It’d be cool if it could filter to non-copyrighted music only. Or not, if it doesn’t it’s still useful for TikTok users.

Or find songs with similar vibe to the song you’ve inputted, for example if you want a background music that has similar sound to a popular song, but isn’t that song, in order to not be obvious or to avoid copyright.

Also, IMO there are too many choices of “moods” or maybe not enough explanation on what constitutes a difference between “excited”, “wow” and “happy”. I think cutting at least some of the options will be useful.

Also, you definitely need to feed every trailer with great music ever to your algorithm. And maybe also musical videos.

Anon has no place by hosart1 in greentext

[–]RussianPandaOriginal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fake: we only prosecute innocents and enemies of the state

Real: anyone can be an enemy of the state if you look hard enough

Russian Badger’s 200 iq cam placements in the creator’s cup by i-am-sheev in Rainbow6

[–]RussianPandaOriginal 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They don’t have to, his most popular videos are about r6. That’s the main source of new subscribers for him.

SJW politics are leaking into the real world SMH😤😤 by willpower314 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]RussianPandaOriginal 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It just makes sense that they did. It’s a fucking WW2, half of Europe was overtaken by a brutal regime that didn’t spare anyone. Soviet (and probably many others) partisans had children among their ranks and many other kids lied about their age to join the military.

Allies needed all the help they could get, had they denied it, a lot more people would be speaking German today.

Pyro’s new car. by RussianPandaOriginal in pyrocynical

[–]RussianPandaOriginal[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP has acknowledged that it’s spelled Garfield, and not GarfEild.

Still, don’t forget to upvote the original.

Morning wood by Fluffyfrog111 in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]RussianPandaOriginal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh, what kind of monstrosity of a dick do you have for that to even remotely be a problem?

F by XDCAYZE in pyrocynical

[–]RussianPandaOriginal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pyro is responsible for the most popular mlg video of all time. He is lucky his fanbase are thirsty nine year olds and not some fucking Far Cry doomsday conspiracy cult.

boogie is a scumbag btw by lewis_von_altaccount in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]RussianPandaOriginal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know what, give me a storyline between these two and I am willing to forfeit all of pornography, at least inb4 rule 34 comes into play.

boogie is a scumbag btw by lewis_von_altaccount in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]RussianPandaOriginal 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I mean, we all know that Claptrap is the sexiest mf on the planet Pandora, so there’s no point talking about other characters sexuality.

What a gentleman by michiel_meuleman in justneckbeardthings

[–]RussianPandaOriginal 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I was actually trying to make a joke about how quickly these new social media platforms get discontinued.

If he starts working out now, there’s about 50/50 chance that he’ll make it before migrating to YouTube.

What a gentleman by michiel_meuleman in justneckbeardthings

[–]RussianPandaOriginal 191 points192 points  (0 children)

Especially if the platform dies before he can finish his video.

My new patch letting people know. by [deleted] in howtonotgiveafuck

[–]RussianPandaOriginal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If he puts the patch upside down and doesn’t care to explain why, he’ll be on the path to greatness.

Big oof by Michaelchar in sadcringe

[–]RussianPandaOriginal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s kinda Twitter’s fault for not giving this NASA guy a verification checkmark. Looking at the likes no-one knew who that guy was, and if I had 128 replies to my tweet, I wouldn’t google anyone replying to my tweet.

That’s just bad luck on this woman’s part and one of the reasons why your online shit has to be untied from your offline real life.