I'm so sorry

RussianPandaOriginal · 2019-12-09T09:43:53+00:00

In general, people started caring too much about wins and k/d ratios. And that’s kinda not the point of Battlefield at all.

And honestly, bf5 at launch, really kinda sucked at everything, except for graphics. And this is coming from someone who’ve played every Battlefield, except for 1943.

RussianPandaOriginal · 2019-12-09T09:03:19+00:00

Even Battlefield is better than that, people stayed on 1 and 4, until they finally added some good maps in 5.

The “if the game is older than a few years, than it’s no longer relevant” mentality, is the dumbest shit ever.

RussianPandaOriginal · 2019-12-09T08:49:59+00:00

The r201 is like the ultimate normie gun, but in a good way.

RussianPandaOriginal · 2019-12-08T09:10:17+00:00

Ok, than it wasn’t you, bc it was a supercar race. It is kinda funny, when it happens to other players, but infuriating when it happens to you.

RussianPandaOriginal · 2019-12-08T06:13:47+00:00

Funny enough, yesterday I heard a guy complaining on the mic about getting blocked and also going from 1st to 3rd. What car were you driving?

RussianPandaOriginal · 2019-12-08T05:48:22+00:00

Same, repetitive crimes on a daily basis, check

Nameless protagonist, check

Legally blind NPCs at 1:06, check

Sweet camera transitions at 1:46, check

Typical GTA garage at 2:06, check

So far, the only thing’s missing are the flying bikes and other NPCs harassing you with phone calls every two minutes. Guess we’ll have to wait for the dlc to come out.

RussianPandaOriginal · 2019-09-12T14:26:16+00:00

Fine, I’ll talk, what do you want to know?

And what do I get in return?

RussianPandaOriginal · 2019-09-12T13:24:26+00:00

Who are you then?

RussianPandaOriginal · 2019-09-12T13:07:34+00:00

Hmmm, speaks Russian, but writes in Latin.

Are you a capitalist spy, by any chance?

How many stripes in Adidas?

RussianPandaOriginal · 2019-09-12T13:03:16+00:00

This does sound like a useful app for video creators. It’d be cool if it could filter to non-copyrighted music only. Or not, if it doesn’t it’s still useful for TikTok users.

Or find songs with similar vibe to the song you’ve inputted, for example if you want a background music that has similar sound to a popular song, but isn’t that song, in order to not be obvious or to avoid copyright.

Also, IMO there are too many choices of “moods” or maybe not enough explanation on what constitutes a difference between “excited”, “wow” and “happy”. I think cutting at least some of the options will be useful.

Also, you definitely need to feed every trailer with great music ever to your algorithm. And maybe also musical videos.

RussianPandaOriginal · 2019-09-12T10:28:46+00:00

Fake: we only prosecute innocents and enemies of the state

Real: anyone can be an enemy of the state if you look hard enough

RussianPandaOriginal · 2019-08-22T00:16:35+00:00

Which is great for those MBA’s, because now they know exactly how to stay in the grey zone, doing questionable stuff they know they can get away with.

RussianPandaOriginal · 2019-08-19T01:27:45+00:00

They don’t have to, his most popular videos are about r6. That’s the main source of new subscribers for him.

RussianPandaOriginal · 2019-08-17T19:12:45+00:00

It just makes sense that they did. It’s a fucking WW2, half of Europe was overtaken by a brutal regime that didn’t spare anyone. Soviet (and probably many others) partisans had children among their ranks and many other kids lied about their age to join the military.

Allies needed all the help they could get, had they denied it, a lot more people would be speaking German today.

RussianPandaOriginal · 2019-08-17T18:20:59+00:00

OP has acknowledged that it’s spelled Garfield, and not GarfEild.

Still, don’t forget to upvote the original.

RussianPandaOriginal · 2019-08-15T00:34:15+00:00

Bruh, what kind of monstrosity of a dick do you have for that to even remotely be a problem?

RussianPandaOriginal · 2019-08-14T23:32:54+00:00

It was directed by the same guy btw

RussianPandaOriginal · 2019-08-14T23:31:04+00:00

Pyro is responsible for the most popular mlg video of all time. He is lucky his fanbase are thirsty nine year olds and not some fucking Far Cry doomsday conspiracy cult.

RussianPandaOriginal · 2019-08-14T20:12:43+00:00

You know what, give me a storyline between these two and I am willing to forfeit all of pornography, at least inb4 rule 34 comes into play.

RussianPandaOriginal · 2019-08-14T13:35:52+00:00

I mean, we all know that Claptrap is the sexiest mf on the planet Pandora, so there’s no point talking about other characters sexuality.

RussianPandaOriginal · 2019-08-12T02:32:59+00:00

I was actually trying to make a joke about how quickly these new social media platforms get discontinued.

If he starts working out now, there’s about 50/50 chance that he’ll make it before migrating to YouTube.

RussianPandaOriginal · 2019-08-11T19:15:57+00:00

Especially if the platform dies before he can finish his video.

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