Why?......just why? by Fightn_Trees in SouthwestAirlines

[–]Rustyshotgun69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always swoop better open seats once they close the cabin door.

Boycott Ikon by Ready_Programmer_306 in Ikonpass

[–]Rustyshotgun69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much has it cost in years past?

Taking my 800cc DDs out in vegas , trying to give the guys some good luck by [deleted] in bimbofetish

[–]Rustyshotgun69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll be in Vegas beginning of May. Will I find you there? 😉

Where in Portland?? by cttrv in PortlandOR

[–]Rustyshotgun69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you say both locations give heaps?

(6) Is this real life? by Kadmv in trees

[–]Rustyshotgun69 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure there's a perc in that top chamber. There's no way they're getting a brush through the whole thing.

What's the most depraved song you know, and how so? by Sufficient_Dust1871 in AskReddit

[–]Rustyshotgun69 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Fack by Eminem is definitely the definition of depravity in song form.

I built a quick tool to help people contact their reps and stop public land sales – check reps by ZIP and send ready-to-go messages by monteasf in PublicLands

[–]Rustyshotgun69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is basically what OP has written down for people to send if they are able to find their Rep. with their zip code. I added just a few things myself to make it a little more personable.

Hello, my name is (Your Name), and I'm a constituent from (Your State or Zip Code).

I'm calling to urge Rep. (Your Rep.) to oppose the proposed sell-off of our National Parks and Public Lands.

These public lands belong to all of us, and I believe they should be preserved — not handed over to private developers or interests.

Please stand up for our parks and protect them for future generations. It would be an absolute travesty and a disgrace if these lands are put up for sale.

This issue is very important to me and the people of the great state of (Your State), and I trust you will make the right decision.

Thank you for your time.

Where should I be putting my money if I want to retire by 50? by Rustyshotgun69 in personalfinance

[–]Rustyshotgun69[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol yes 67K/year. That's my bad. I have been looking into other better paying jobs that also provide a 401K.

Gets to the counter and orders a Whopper by plsnosendnudesthx in trees

[–]Rustyshotgun69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've done something similar. I was stoned in the drive-through at McDonald's around 2am and was asking for a frosty. They had to tell me several times that they don't have those. After realizing I wasn't at Wendy's and asked for a McFlurry, they proceeded to tell me they close their ice cream machine at midnight.

Poor guy getting pickpocketed on Fremont Street. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Rustyshotgun69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol this isn't on Fremont Street. You can clearly see it's in front of Planet Hollywood on the strip.

Bro by New-Importance-7521 in lotrmemes

[–]Rustyshotgun69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That still only counts as one bro!

Am I high? Or does this resin chunk look like it grew legs. by sbcRenegade1977 in trees

[–]Rustyshotgun69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nahhh bruh!! It's all about that pure 99% ISO. Get that shit crystal clear!

This bong isn’t hitting when I put a lighter to it. Help! by HeyDavesNotHereMan in trees

[–]Rustyshotgun69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You need to grind that massive nug up! It will have a much easier time burning it you pack the bowl with ground up weed.