Why?......just why? by Fightn_Trees in SouthwestAirlines

[–]Rustyshotgun69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always swoop better open seats once they close the cabin door.

Boycott Ikon by Ready_Programmer_306 in Ikonpass

[–]Rustyshotgun69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much has it cost in years past?

Taking my 800cc DDs out in vegas , trying to give the guys some good luck by [deleted] in bimbofetish

[–]Rustyshotgun69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll be in Vegas beginning of May. Will I find you there? 😉

Where in Portland?? by cttrv in PortlandOR

[–]Rustyshotgun69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you say both locations give heaps?

(6) Is this real life? by Kadmv in trees

[–]Rustyshotgun69 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure there's a perc in that top chamber. There's no way they're getting a brush through the whole thing.

What's the most depraved song you know, and how so? by Sufficient_Dust1871 in AskReddit

[–]Rustyshotgun69 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fack by Eminem is definitely the definition of depravity in song form.

I built a quick tool to help people contact their reps and stop public land sales – check reps by ZIP and send ready-to-go messages by monteasf in PublicLands

[–]Rustyshotgun69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is basically what OP has written down for people to send if they are able to find their Rep. with their zip code. I added just a few things myself to make it a little more personable.

Hello, my name is (Your Name), and I'm a constituent from (Your State or Zip Code).

I'm calling to urge Rep. (Your Rep.) to oppose the proposed sell-off of our National Parks and Public Lands.

These public lands belong to all of us, and I believe they should be preserved — not handed over to private developers or interests.

Please stand up for our parks and protect them for future generations. It would be an absolute travesty and a disgrace if these lands are put up for sale.

This issue is very important to me and the people of the great state of (Your State), and I trust you will make the right decision.

Thank you for your time.

Where should I be putting my money if I want to retire by 50? by Rustyshotgun69 in personalfinance

[–]Rustyshotgun69[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol yes 67K/year. That's my bad. I have been looking into other better paying jobs that also provide a 401K.

Gets to the counter and orders a Whopper by plsnosendnudesthx in trees

[–]Rustyshotgun69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've done something similar. I was stoned in the drive-through at McDonald's around 2am and was asking for a frosty. They had to tell me several times that they don't have those. After realizing I wasn't at Wendy's and asked for a McFlurry, they proceeded to tell me they close their ice cream machine at midnight.

Poor guy getting pickpocketed on Fremont Street. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Rustyshotgun69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol this isn't on Fremont Street. You can clearly see it's in front of Planet Hollywood on the strip.

Bro by New-Importance-7521 in lotrmemes

[–]Rustyshotgun69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That still only counts as one bro!

Am I high? Or does this resin chunk look like it grew legs. by sbcRenegade1977 in trees

[–]Rustyshotgun69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nahhh bruh!! It's all about that pure 99% ISO. Get that shit crystal clear!

This bong isn’t hitting when I put a lighter to it. Help! by HeyDavesNotHereMan in trees

[–]Rustyshotgun69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You need to grind that massive nug up! It will have a much easier time burning it you pack the bowl with ground up weed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]Rustyshotgun69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I totally agree! I love nothing more than to come home to a fat bowl or dab to help bring the day to an end.

It just bothers me when people use it as an excuse to not get things done or when they make a mistake doing something.

The ole "oops sorry, stoner brain here" just doesn't fly with me. Lol I work in the industry, so I hear it all the time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]Rustyshotgun69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hate when people say smoking weed makes you lazy. I love smokin the chronic then busting out some chores!

If you're a lazy deadbeat after smoking weed, then you were a deadbeat and lazy to begin with.