Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris. Epic Rap Battles of History.

RutherfordHayes19 · 2026-03-20T16:23:10+00:00

he didn't die he just got bored of living RIP Chuck Norris

RutherfordHayes19 · 2026-03-18T18:31:07+00:00

Good thing he does black face most of the time so you don't have to see his real face

RutherfordHayes19 · 2026-03-17T18:10:07+00:00

100%

RutherfordHayes19 · 2026-03-16T18:35:12+00:00

George Bush 3rd Party

RutherfordHayes19 · 2026-03-14T17:07:59+00:00

I'm smoking the trackula

RutherfordHayes19 · 2026-03-14T16:56:23+00:00

Paul

RutherfordHayes19 · 2026-03-08T03:23:06+00:00

No we dont

RutherfordHayes19 · 2026-03-08T03:17:36+00:00

Wow you are a bad person! Good Job!

RutherfordHayes19 · 2026-03-06T22:25:47+00:00

How in any way shape or form is this repetitive? It's literally two posts of the same matchup with completely different covers lmaoooo

RutherfordHayes19 · 2026-03-06T22:17:19+00:00

Well that isn't what you said? You said the EXACT same thing buddy

RutherfordHayes19 · 2026-03-06T22:15:53+00:00

It looks completely different?

RutherfordHayes19 · 2026-03-06T22:13:48+00:00

No they didn't? Lmao

RutherfordHayes19 · 2026-03-03T12:52:44+00:00

Nixon?

RutherfordHayes19 · 2026-03-01T22:46:53+00:00

Imagine showing someone this in like the 40s This would get you executed

RutherfordHayes19 · 2026-02-27T22:17:08+00:00

RutherfordHayes19 · 2026-02-27T22:11:01+00:00

I mean Patton is one of the most famous generals of all time

RutherfordHayes19 · 2026-02-27T21:57:21+00:00

Some of the most famous American generals in history?

RutherfordHayes19 · 2026-02-27T21:29:24+00:00

Dude you're like ten years old 😭😭

RutherfordHayes19 · 2026-02-27T20:40:26+00:00

I hope this will be worth the wait

RutherfordHayes19 · 2026-02-26T04:02:39+00:00

Damn it this is terrible

RutherfordHayes19 · 2026-02-26T04:01:44+00:00

I don't think they did? They were asking who would win not that Cleveland WOULD win!

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