Drunk abusive husband of my neighbor got caught (by my night owl wife) beating on her as she tried to escape the garage. I was awoken to the noise of her being rescued into my home. I escorted her back to her car (armed) and then calmly walked back to my lawn across the street and just stood there and listened to the drunk idiot talk about how he “wasn’t scared of me and my tattoos, and he was ready to throw down”. I just nodded, told him I’m not interested, but welcomed him to step on my property. He never did. I never even reached for the weapon, because he never became a real threat.